Cop caught doing a weapon pre-fire check

[Pell City Tiger]

Cop Caught Masturbating To Cell Phone Porn In Patrol Car Is Arrested For Misconduct

A uniformed South Carolina cop masturbated while watching pornography on his cell phone in a marked patrol car, according to court records.

Investigators allege that Marshall Hardin, 41, was seen by a witness pleasuring himself in the cruiser in mid-December.

Hardin, an officer with the Camden Police Department, was spotted at a park in Camden, a city about 35 miles from Columbia, the state capital.

A criminal complaint alleges that Hardin “was watching adult pornography on his personal cell phone while rubbing his penis through his uniform pants.” Hardin subsequently exited the patrol car and exposed himself so that he could “stroke his penis two times.”

The complaint adds that Hardin “put his penis back in his pants,” and “went into the restroom in the public park to finish ejaculating.”

Hardin confessed to the illicit activity in a “sworn written statement,” the complaint notes.

Pictured above, Hardin has been charged with misconduct in office, a felony carrying a maximum 10-year prison term. Hardin, who is free on bond, is no longer a member of the Camden police force.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/masturbation/cop-charged-with-illicit-act-628491

[bottomfeeder]

Shouldn't this be posted in isolated incidents?

[WiregrassTiger]

Two things: He was in the privacy of his own patrol car. People shouldn't be walking up on a fellow to watch him eat doughnuts or masturbate.

And, the article clearly states that the man put his penis back into his pants. What more do these fags want?

[Snaggletiger]

Two things: He was in the privacy of his own patrol car. People shouldn't be walking up on a fellow to watch him eat doughnuts or masturbate.

And, the article clearly states that the man put his penis back into his pants. What more do these fags want?

Have you ever stuck your willy into a crèam filled donut? 

[Buzz Killington]

Have you ever stuck your willy into a crèam filled donut?

It's like warm apple pie.  Wait, what?

[dallaswareagle]

Have you ever stuck your willy into a crèam filled donut?

No, but when I pulled it out it was cream filled.  Does that count?

[Snaggletiger]

No, but when I pulled it out it was cream filled.  Does that count?

I used to be able to take my vanilla long john and make a cream filled donut.  Now, as I get older, I usually do a sprinkled donut.

[Pell City Tiger]

Two things: He was in the privacy of his own patrol car. People shouldn't be walking up on a fellow to watch him eat doughnuts or masturbate.

And, the article clearly states that the man put his penis back into his pants. What more do these fags want?

No joke! People today will bitch about anything. This guy had the decency to seek out the privacy of a public restroom to finish his business. He should be commended for that.

[Godfather]

Prayers sent to bgreene

[WiregrassTiger]

No joke! People today will bitch about anything. This guy had the decency to seek out the privacy of a public restroom to finish his business. He should be commended for that.

You try to be courteous to people now-a-days and you just wind up with a formal complaint.

He should've just spooted into a coffee cup in the car and handed it to the concerned citizen to discard.

Police work is stressful. As are the various sales occupations that I've had to endure through the years.

Some days, a man just needs a pick me up. And there's nothing like a little jerky worky to lessen the stress.

[Godfather]

So just another cop trying to beat something down!

#penisesmatter

[dallaswareagle]

I used to be able to take my vanilla long john and make a cream filled donut.  Now, as I get older, I usually do a sprinkled donut.

Sometimes I have to have one of these to even get started.

[Snaggletiger]

You try to be courteous to people now-a-days and you just wind up with a formal complaint.

He should've just spooted into a coffee cup in the car and handed it to the concerned citizen to discard.

Police work is stressful. As are the various sales occupations that I've had to endure through the years.

Some days, a man just needs a pick me up. And there's nothing like a little jerky worky to lessen the stress.

Doesn't this belong in the "Police Lives Don't Matter" thread?

[dallaswareagle]

Doesn't this belong in the " Baby Police Lives Don't Matter" thread?

Not when your shooting them all over a public bathroom wall they don't.

[bgreene]

So just another cop trying to beat something down!

#penisesmatter

Had that been me, I would have been done after that second stroke.