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dallaswareagle

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Would you? How?
« on: February 18, 2016, 11:42:01 AM »
Saw this on the bookface, one of those prayer things. But it got me to wondering.

How would you? She would be very good in the Korean twirl bowl.

 
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Re: Would you? How?
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2016, 11:48:17 AM »
Absolutely.

With my penis.
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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2016, 12:12:20 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on February 18, 2016, 11:48:17 AM
Absolutely.

With my penis.

I second this emotion.
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2016, 12:15:35 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2016, 12:17:57 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on February 18, 2016, 11:42:01 AM
Saw this on the bookface, one of those prayer things. But it got me to wondering.

How would you? She would be very good in the Korean twirl bowl.



Billy Ray Valentine would tap it hard.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2016, 01:17:47 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 18, 2016, 12:17:57 PM
Billy Ray Valentine would tap it hard.

I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions...Commando Airborne Tactics...Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.


Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange...Special Agent Orange, that was me.
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2016, 01:39:51 PM »
Looking good, Louis.
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« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2016, 04:25:48 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on February 18, 2016, 01:17:47 PM
I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions...Commando Airborne Tactics...Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.


Yeah, it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange...Special Agent Orange, that was me.

I can SEE!!!  I HAVE LEGS!! Oh Shit...I can Walk.....Praise Jesus!  Glory be to God, this is too much...you are beautiful!
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Re: Would you? How?
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2016, 05:21:07 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 18, 2016, 04:25:48 PM
I can SEE!!!  I HAVE LEGS!! Oh Shit...I can Walk.....Praise Jesus!  Glory be to God, this is too much...you are beautiful!


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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2016, 05:28:07 PM »
I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house, Penelope hated me and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.
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Re: Would you? How?
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2016, 05:46:29 PM »
It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to thanksgiving.
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« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2016, 07:06:59 PM »
Digression but it took me a long long time to recognize that she had no legs.  Like close the thread and come back to it later long.
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Re: Would you? How?
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2016, 08:52:22 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on February 18, 2016, 11:42:01 AM
Saw this on the bookface, one of those prayer things. But it got me to wondering.

How would you? She would be very good in the Korean twirl bowl.



With a vengeance!  That is the kind of shit legends are made of.....Kind of like having the opportunity with a midget.....You can't ignore those opportunities. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Would you? How?
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2016, 09:07:32 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 19, 2016, 08:52:22 AM
With a vengeance!  That is the kind of shit legends are made of.....Kind of like having the opportunity with a midget.....You can't ignore those opportunities.

I still hold that against him. 
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2016, 09:09:06 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on February 19, 2016, 09:07:32 AM
I still hold that against him.

As do I sir.....As do I.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2016, 10:05:46 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 19, 2016, 09:09:06 AM
As do I sir.....As do I.

Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2016, 11:41:51 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on February 19, 2016, 10:05:46 AM

Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.

Sgt Hulka's big toe.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2016, 04:38:44 PM »
Quote from: bgreene on February 25, 2016, 04:26:52 PM

And I second this motion

Oh please.  Don't tell me you're a watered down, cheap-ass Hunts man too.


You people have no clue what brings out the true flavors of filet mignon.
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« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2016, 08:03:25 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 19, 2016, 08:52:22 AM
With a vengeance!  That is the kind of shit legends are made of.....Kind of like having the opportunity with a midget.....You can't ignore those opportunities.
you ever tried to 6i with a midget?
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