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What's wrong with people?

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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2016, 04:21:02 PM »
Ketchup (Heinz) goes on everything from scrambled eggs to the finest filet.  Tomatoes go on nothing. I don't care for the texture or taste.  Leave them off my sammich, burger, out of a wrap etc.  But I will dip all of the above in a big pile of ketchup. 

Similar to coconut to me.  The taste and smell are wondermous.  The texture of flaked coconut is like nails on a chalk board.  Like your lips on one of those flat, dry-ass, wooden ice cream "spoons".   
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2016, 04:28:16 PM »
Ketchup (Heinz) goes on everything from scrambled eggs to the finest filet.  Tomatoes go on nothing. I don't care for the texture or taste.  Leave them off my sammich, burger, out of a wrap etc.  But I will dip all of the above in a big pile of ketchup. 

Similar to coconut to me.  The taste and smell are wondermous.  The texture of flaked coconut is like nails on a chalk board.  Like your lips on one of those flat, dry-ass, wooden ice cream "spoons".

You're like my twin.  I'm the same way about both. 

Coconut "flakes" or "shreds" or whatever the fuck those things are?  Tasteless strings, similar to pencil shavings. 

But I like coconut flavor and smell.  Reminds me of the beach in the 80s. Glistening lady skin, soaked in coconut smells.  Her legs feel so slick, hot and wet... and just there is that stretchy little bikini panty, hands soaked in coconut oil... so easy to slide up there and....

Oh. hello.  What were we talking about? Why is it so damn hot in here?
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2016, 04:51:50 PM »
You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder.
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2016, 04:57:21 PM »
You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder.
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2016, 05:20:55 PM »
You put the weed in the coconut and light that shit up!
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2016, 07:15:47 PM »
Ketchup (Heinz) goes on everything from scrambled eggs to the finest filet.

what? the? fuck?

let me guess you mix cola products with wait, what...
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2016, 07:20:50 PM »
what? the? fuck?

let me guess you mix cola products with wait, what...

You can have my Heinz when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.  Heinz Ketchup. The nectar of the gods.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2016, 09:18:43 AM »
what? the? fuck?

let me guess you mix cola products with wait, what...

Just walk away. There is a lot of crazy in this thread.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2016, 11:53:51 AM »
You can have my Heinz when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.  Heinz Ketchup. The nectar of the gods.

i'm with you on Heinz.  it is the gold standard makes Aunt Joanne's meatloaf palatable. cover and lather over scattered, smothered and covered...boom!  generously squirt it on that over priced stadium dog and let it drip on your $125 dollar Braves jersey...boom!  coat your fingers red while eating tots, you know like when fingering your girlfriend on her period...i'm there. 

but eggs...that shit is gross.  give me tapatio or some form of hot sauce.   steak...that's just wrong unless it's @ the 7.99 Golden Corral buffet.   
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2016, 12:11:20 PM »
i'm with you on Heinz.  it is the gold standard makes Aunt Joanne's meatloaf palatable. cover and lather over scattered, smothered and covered...boom!  generously squirt it on that over priced stadium dog and let it drip on your $125 dollar Braves jersey...boom!  coat your fingers red eating tots, you know like when fingering your girlfriend on her period...i'm there. 

but eggs...that shit is gross.  give me tapatio or some form of hot sauce.   steak...that's just wrong unless it's @ the 7.99 Golden Corral buffet.

Steak, eggs and hashbrowns from the from the Awful House, slathered in the Heinz nectar....breakfast of champions.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2016, 12:23:10 PM »
Ketchup (Heinz) goes on everything from scrambled eggs to the finest filet.
You know what else ketchup goes on?


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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2016, 12:35:56 PM »
You know what else ketchup goes on?


Deez nuts! (Ha! Got 'em!)

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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2016, 01:43:46 PM »
I switched to French's ketchup because Heinz has virtually no tomatoes in it. It's mostly corn syrup, flavoring, vinegar and preservatives. I'm 100% French's now.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2016, 02:10:06 PM »
I switched to French's ketchup because Heinz has virtually no tomatoes in it. It's mostly corn syrup, flavoring, vinegar and preservatives. I'm 100% French's now.

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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2016, 02:11:31 PM »
Why would you want to help sleezeball  John Kerry by buying Heinz?

Hunts has  best Ketchup and the best catsup.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2016, 02:12:53 PM »
Why would you want to help sleezeball  John Kerry by buying Heinz?

Hunts has  best Ketchup and the best catsup.

Might as well buy the generic Catsup if you actually like that red tinted water.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2016, 02:17:43 PM »
Might as well by the generic Catsup if you actually like that red tinted water.

Don't bother.  He's from Elba. 
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2016, 02:18:00 PM »
Might as well by the generic Catsup if you actually like that red tinted water.
Oh yeah?
Heinz sucks cock buddy. And whoever likes it better than Hunts does too!

Ha! Buuuuurn.
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #38 on: February 18, 2016, 02:21:13 PM »
Oh yeah?
Heinz sucks cock buddy. And whoever likes it better than Hunts does too!

Ha! Buuuuurn.

Heinz on my cock.  Mmmmm...
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Re: What's wrong with people?
« Reply #39 on: February 18, 2016, 02:22:55 PM »
I switched to French's ketchup because Heinz has virtually no tomatoes in it. It's mostly corn syrup, flavoring, vinegar and preservatives. I'm 100% French's now.
I switched to Hunt's 100% Natural Ketchup because of my hate for Teresa Heinz-Kerry.
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