What's wrong with people?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #20 on:** February 17, 2016, 04:21:02 PM »

Ketchup (Heinz) goes on everything from scrambled eggs to the finest filet. Tomatoes go on nothing. I don't care for the texture or taste. Leave them off my sammich, burger, out of a wrap etc. But I will dip all of the above in a big pile of ketchup.

Similar to coconut to me. The taste and smell are wondermous. The texture of flaked coconut is like nails on a chalk board. Like your lips on one of those flat, dry-ass, wooden ice cream "spoons".

Kaos · « **Reply #21 on:** February 17, 2016, 04:28:16 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2016, 04:21:02 PM

Ketchup (Heinz) goes on everything from scrambled eggs to the finest filet. Tomatoes go on nothing. I don't care for the texture or taste. Leave them off my sammich, burger, out of a wrap etc. But I will dip all of the above in a big pile of ketchup.

Similar to coconut to me. The taste and smell are wondermous. The texture of flaked coconut is like nails on a chalk board. Like your lips on one of those flat, dry-ass, wooden ice cream "spoons".

You're like my twin. I'm the same way about both.

Coconut "flakes" or "shreds" or whatever the fuck those things are? Tasteless strings, similar to pencil shavings.

But I like coconut flavor and smell. Reminds me of the beach in the 80s. Glistening lady skin, soaked in coconut smells. Her legs feel so slick, hot and wet... and just there is that stretchy little bikini panty, hands soaked in coconut oil... so easy to slide up there and....

Oh. hello. What were we talking about? Why is it so damn hot in here?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #22 on:** February 17, 2016, 04:51:50 PM »

You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder.
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better.

Kaos · « **Reply #23 on:** February 17, 2016, 04:57:21 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2016, 04:51:50 PM

You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder.
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #24 on:** February 17, 2016, 05:20:55 PM »

You put the weed in the coconut and light that shit up!

chinook · « **Reply #25 on:** February 17, 2016, 07:15:47 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2016, 04:21:02 PM

Ketchup (Heinz) goes on everything from scrambled eggs to the finest filet.

what? the? fuck?

let me guess you mix cola products with wait, what...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #26 on:** February 17, 2016, 07:20:50 PM »

Quote from: chinook on February 17, 2016, 07:15:47 PM

what? the? fuck?

let me guess you mix cola products with wait, what...

You can have my Heinz when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Heinz Ketchup. The nectar of the gods.

Godfather · « **Reply #27 on:** February 18, 2016, 09:18:43 AM »

Quote from: chinook on February 17, 2016, 07:15:47 PM

what? the? fuck?

let me guess you mix cola products with wait, what...

Just walk away. There is a lot of crazy in this thread.

chinook · « **Reply #28 on:** February 18, 2016, 11:53:51 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2016, 07:20:50 PM

You can have my Heinz when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Heinz Ketchup. The nectar of the gods.

i'm with you on Heinz. it is the gold standard makes Aunt Joanne's meatloaf palatable. cover and lather over scattered, smothered and covered...boom! generously squirt it on that over priced stadium dog and let it drip on your $125 dollar Braves jersey...boom! coat your fingers red while eating tots, you know like when fingering your girlfriend on her period...i'm there.

but eggs...that shit is gross. give me tapatio or some form of hot sauce. steak...that's just wrong unless it's @ the 7.99 Golden Corral buffet.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #29 on:** February 18, 2016, 12:11:20 PM »

Quote from: chinook on February 18, 2016, 11:53:51 AM

i'm with you on Heinz. it is the gold standard makes Aunt Joanne's meatloaf palatable. cover and lather over scattered, smothered and covered...boom! generously squirt it on that over priced stadium dog and let it drip on your $125 dollar Braves jersey...boom! coat your fingers red eating tots, you know like when fingering your girlfriend on her period...i'm there.

but eggs...that shit is gross. give me tapatio or some form of hot sauce. steak...that's just wrong unless it's @ the 7.99 Golden Corral buffet.

Steak, eggs and hashbrowns from the from the Awful House, slathered in the Heinz nectar....breakfast of champions.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #30 on:** February 18, 2016, 12:23:10 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 17, 2016, 04:21:02 PM

Ketchup (Heinz) goes on everything from scrambled eggs to the finest filet.

You know what else ketchup goes on?

Deez nuts! (Ha! Got 'em!)

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** February 18, 2016, 12:35:56 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 18, 2016, 12:23:10 PM

You know what else ketchup goes on?

Deez nuts! (Ha! Got 'em!)

A curse on your sister.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #32 on:** February 18, 2016, 01:43:46 PM »

I switched to French's ketchup because Heinz has virtually no tomatoes in it. It's mostly corn syrup, flavoring, vinegar and preservatives. I'm 100% French's now.

CCTAU · « **Reply #33 on:** February 18, 2016, 02:10:06 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on February 18, 2016, 01:43:46 PM

I switched to French's ketchup because Heinz has virtually no tomatoes in it. It's mostly corn syrup, flavoring, vinegar and preservatives. I'm 100% French's now.

FREEDOM FRIES!

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #34 on:** February 18, 2016, 02:11:31 PM »

Why would you want to help sleezeball John Kerry by buying Heinz?

Hunts has best Ketchup and the best catsup.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #35 on:** February 18, 2016, 02:12:53 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on February 18, 2016, 02:11:31 PM

Why would you want to help sleezeball John Kerry by buying Heinz?

Hunts has best Ketchup and the best catsup.

Might as well buy the generic Catsup if you actually like that red tinted water.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #36 on:** February 18, 2016, 02:17:43 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 18, 2016, 02:12:53 PM

Might as well by the generic Catsup if you actually like that red tinted water.

Don't bother. He's from Elba.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #37 on:** February 18, 2016, 02:18:00 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 18, 2016, 02:12:53 PM

Might as well by the generic Catsup if you actually like that red tinted water.

Oh yeah?
Heinz sucks cock buddy. And whoever likes it better than Hunts does too!

Ha! Buuuuurn.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #38 on:** February 18, 2016, 02:21:13 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on February 18, 2016, 02:18:00 PM

Oh yeah?
Heinz sucks cock buddy. And whoever likes it better than Hunts does too!

Ha! Buuuuurn.

Heinz on my cock. Mmmmm...

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #39 on:** February 18, 2016, 02:22:55 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on February 18, 2016, 01:43:46 PM

I switched to French's ketchup because Heinz has virtually no tomatoes in it. It's mostly corn syrup, flavoring, vinegar and preservatives. I'm 100% French's now.

I switched to Hunt's 100% Natural Ketchup because of my hate for Teresa Heinz-Kerry.