Just Got A Little Deeper

[WiregrassTiger]

Have I ever told you the story of Fast Freddie Smith from the Barfield era? Dude made 15-18 tackles a game. He was all over the field. Then it occurred to me that somebody has to make tackles...even on a poor team.

I don't know Gramps. You've told me so many they kind of all run together.

[Snaggletiger]

I miss guys like Alex Lincoln walkons who came in and tore up the LB position.

200 pound Jason Miska will kick your ass. 

[Godfather]

200 pound Jason Miska will kick your ass.

I hated Miska he lived in my building and was a complete dick.

[jmar]

I don't know Gramps. You've told me so many they kind of all run together.

Why do you hate seniors?

[Snaggletiger]

I hated Miska he lived in my building and was a complete dick.

Oh, so he DID kick your ass.

[Godfather]

Oh, so he DID kick your ass.

Nah, he was just a jackass.

[WiregrassTiger]

Oh, so he DID kick your ass.

No. He slipped him his complete dick. Can't you read?

[Snaggletiger]

Nah, he was just a jackass.

Miska had butt secks with your girl, didn't he?   

[Godfather]

Miska had butt secks with your girl, didn't he?

Funny you should say, no it was his roommate (Another AU player, can't remember his name) and it was my brothers fiance at the time.  But I couldn't stand Miska cause he had roid raid and like I said was a jackass.

[Buzz Killington]

Miska turned all his advances down.

[Snaggletiger]

Miska turned all his advances down.

He thinks we can't see through his pitiful façade.  He rubbed it out constantly to the thought of hot, Miska butt secks.  Slap my ass, Jason.  Yes.  Slap my ass.