Pffffttttt. Nobody cares about this!
al.com would rather tell us about a game that happened three months ago or about how Saban is really misunderstood or what receivers Bama will be choosing from on the next recruiting day or whine that Jake Coker wasn't invited to the Combine.
Speaking of Coker, mini-snags stole a line from here, probably from you, and got props from a Bammer. Last week, Snagette and I had a conference with one of his teachers, who is a card-carrying member of the unwashed. He was talking about our son and said he was generally quiet and well-behaved. Pays attention. Good to hear. Then he said, "But he has a sense of humor that comes out when you least expect it. The other day, we were talking about football and someone mentioned Jake Coker. Brock turned to him and said, 'Oh, you mean Captain Proactiv'?" Even his Bammer teacher cracked up.
I naturally responded with a "That's my boy". When I got home, I had a long talk with him about the perils of copyright infringement.