Here is why we are broke!

[CCTAU]

Why not just get two guys like from the movie Tremors, to pick up them up and drive them to another spot.
We are idiots!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/03/08/marines-to-shell-out-50m-to-evac-1200-tortoises-from-desert-compound.html

[Snaggletiger]

Why not just get two guys like from the movie Tremors, to pick up them up and drive them to another spot.
We are idiots!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/03/08/marines-to-shell-out-50m-to-evac-1200-tortoises-from-desert-compound.html

You're an Anti-Tortite.

[AUJarhead]

You're an Anti-Tortite.

At least he's not anti-dentite.

[Snaggletiger]

At least he's not anti-dentite.

You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

[The Six]

Look, these turtles should be treated with the rights and liberties of every American because they know this is the country of promise and promises kept. We will grant amnesty to all these relocated tortoises and are working on a reparations package for all the years of abuse they have suffered at the hands of the evil, white bunnies.

- Barack Obama

[AUJarhead]

You're a rabid anti-dentite! Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

Hey, what do you call a doctor who fails out of med school?

[The Prowler]

That's nothing new. The government always over spends on everything. There's a set budget that has to be spent every year. Not to mention the $1.5 Trillion F-35 that will probably never fly (tax payer money well spent).