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Shula = God damned idiot
« on: February 07, 2016, 10:01:23 PM »
Jesus fucking Christ.  Run Stewart on first down ever fucking series.  Gain two or less.  Let Denver tee the fuck off on second and third down.

Rinse. Repeat. Lose.

FUCK Shula. 
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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2016, 10:12:15 PM »
Jesus fudgeing Christ.  Run Stewart on first down ever fudgeing series.  Gain two or less.  Let Denver tee the fudge off on second and third down.

Rinse. Repeat. Lose.

fudge Shula.

Yep.  I thought Gus was calling the plays for the Panthers tonight.
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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2016, 10:28:53 PM »
Combination of a lot of things. Shula..O-line...receivers...Cam.....refs...Denver D.

Carolina D did it's job. Errant passes, dropped passes, fumbles, horrible play calling and the O-line getting it's collective shit pushed in.  Broncos offense had nothing.  Unfortunately, the Panthers had even less.

Aaaaand penalties.  Lots and lots of penalties.

Overall, one of the worst Super Bowls I've ever watched.  If I didn't have a huge interest in Cam getting the win or Peyton going out a winner, I'd have turned to NCIS by half time.
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2016, 10:34:44 PM »
I had to take s shot every time Denver score.  And every penalty on Carolina.  My friend had to do the opposite.   I am a little wobbly like a manning duck pass.  My friend is dry.
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2016, 11:05:25 PM »
I never seen anybody hate to lose more than Cam.  His sulking press converence it hilarios. 

He shoudl have not talkd to anybody raithr that do what he did, really, though.  He mad. 

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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2016, 11:08:12 PM »
I never seen anybody hate to lose more than Cam.  His sulking press converence it hilarios. 

He shoudl have not talkd to anybody raithr that do what he did, really, though.  He mad.

That was my point in the other thread.  I don't think people would care as much about his celebrations if he didn't act like that when things don't go his way.
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2016, 11:20:32 PM »
That was my point in the other thread.  I don't think people would care as much about his celebrations if he didn't act like that when things don't go his way.

Well I fucking get it.  It's how I feel.  too.  I fucking hate to lose.  I fucking hate it. I don't fee like being mangmanious.  Fuck that.  The fucking questins they aske him were stupid as fuck fucking fuck anyhow.  Fuck sitting there nad being nice and shit.  I'm a piss off when I lose too and would do ethe asm thing.

I hate horse elways too.  Fuckhole.  he look like Jay Jacobs ate a motherfucking horse and tried to squeeae it out his mouth.
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2016, 11:36:46 PM »
I'm guessing Shula didn't watch any of the top ranked defense of Denver's while preparing for them. Having Cam sit in the pocket on every pass play while Von Miller and Demarcus Ware blow right passed the Tackles...yeah, no need to call for rolling the pocket or having Olsen chip the end and rolling Cam out of there....nope lets just call a dive play into the strength of the Denver defense with Stewart or Tolbert on first down, then a two yard swing pass on second down...then have the Denver defense tee off on Cam on third. Yeah, great game plan Shula, you fucking moron.

I was yelling at the TV, just let Cam play backyard ball. I'm proud of the Panthers for getting to the Super Bowl with a average at best OL, RB & WR corps. Give Cam a little better OL and a real WR threat opposite Kelvin Benjamin...they'll be right back in the hunt next year.
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2016, 11:44:01 PM »
I hope Cam wend intot he locker room and punch shula in the face about eleven motherfucking times. 

Fourteen fucking Times Shula call that same shitty run on first down.  Fourteen! 

Fuck Shula.  He can die in a frire.
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2016, 11:50:33 PM »
Well I fucking get it.  It's how I feel.  too.  I fucking hate to lose.  I fucking hate it. I don't fee like being mangmanious.  Fuck that.  The fucking questins they aske him were stupid as fuck fucking fuck anyhow.  Fuck sitting there nad being nice and shit.  I'm a piss off when I lose too and would do ethe asm thing.

I hate horse elways too.  Fuckhole.  he look like Jay Jacobs ate a motherfucking horse and tried to squeeae it out his mouth.

YOU are not the NFL MVP. YOU are not the NFL O player of the year.

I love Cam, but grow the eff up little boy!

That was embarrassing!
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2016, 08:08:46 AM »
YOU are not the NFL MVP. YOU are not the NFL O player of the year.

I love Cam, but grow the eff up little boy!

That was embarrassing!

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YOU lost K?? Serious? "YOU" did? Jesus H, you sound like uncle rico again.

His lack of awareness in the pocket was shameful. Twice he had the ball knocked out blindly. That's on him. Have the awareness to either take off or throw it away when pressure is coming. You guys can blame Shula all you want but Cam had his mishaps too and they were fatal blows. The whole Damn offensive side of the ball did. Fumbles, ints, dropped passes, penalties, no blocking by anyone, no picking up blitzes, you name it.

Sometimes you just get your ass kicked. Miller and Ware were unblockable. Wade Phillips called a hell of a game. Hats off to them.

Im just glad we don't act like bammers about football games, calling for death and going ballistic....wait
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2016, 08:19:03 AM »
Unfortunately, the two things that are going to stick out on top of the entire O's bad outing are the press conference and Cam not going after that last fumble.  The announcers took him to task.  Even Ronnie Brown twatted something to the effect of Come on, man.  This is the Super Bowl.  You gotta' go after that.

The frustrating thing is it was sooo there for the taking.  Either Denver had zilch on offense or the Panther D was just that good.  Either way, how many opportunities did they have to take that game?  HashtagFrustration
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« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2016, 08:42:09 AM »
I knew Shula had nothing meaningful prepared when he called the dumbfuck reverse throw-back that Ginn was astute enough to just eat rather than force the throw to Cam.

That said, the Denver defense won that game on their own merit.  Ball security and field position were the difference. 

Really wanted to see Cam get his first ring, but not upset at all to see Manning go out on top.
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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2016, 08:45:18 AM »
That ^^

YOU lost K?? Serious? "YOU" did? Jesus H, you sound like uncle rico again.

His lack of awareness in the pocket was shameful. Twice he had the ball knocked out blindly. That's on him. Have the awareness to either take off or throw it away when pressure is coming. You guys can blame Shula all you want but Cam had his mishaps too and they were fatal blows. The whole Damn offensive side of the ball did. Fumbles, ints, dropped passes, penalties, no blocking by anyone, no picking up blitzes, you name it.

Sometimes you just get your ass kicked. Miller and Ware were unblockable. Wade Phillips called a hell of a game. Hats off to them.

Im just glad we don't act like bammers about football games, calling for death and going ballistic....wait

Wade Phillips did what Johnny in the old Charlie Daniels song said, "But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

By the way, Cam is one of ours but we all know how we feel about the way AJ McCarron punked out at the end of the Iron Bowl '13. Cam needs to grow up and the Panthers need a vet on that team (like they had with Steve Smith) to help him with that.

Also, might have helped if Michael "Blind Side" Oher had decided to block once or twice.
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2016, 09:26:36 AM »
I never seen anybody hate to lose more than Cam.  His sulking press converence it hilarios. 

He shoudl have not talkd to anybody raithr that do what he did, really, though.  He mad.
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« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2016, 09:27:11 AM »
Wade Phillips did what Johnny in the old Charlie Daniels song said, "But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

By the way, Cam is one of ours but we all know how we feel about the way AJ McCarron punked out at the end of the Iron Bowl '13. Cam needs to grow up and the Panthers need a vet on that team (like they had with Steve Smith) to help him with that.

Also, might have helped if Michael "Blind Side" Oher had decided to block once or twice.

Oh hell. It wasn't just Oher. #74 was a turnstyle also. That defense was just BADASS last night.

But even with that, they had their chances. I felt the biggest difference was that we finally see that Cam is throwing the ball to guys that "might" make it as #3 receivers on any other team. MIGHT!
The drops were horrible. Get a few of those catches cleanly and Carolina moves down the filed and scores TDs. Then the big MO would stay with them. Not having any NFL type receivers killed them!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2016, 09:43:36 AM »
That ^^

YOU lost K?? Serious? "YOU" did? Jesus H, you sound like uncle rico again.

His lack of awareness in the pocket was shameful. Twice he had the ball knocked out blindly. That's on him. Have the awareness to either take off or throw it away when pressure is coming. You guys can blame Shula all you want but Cam had his mishaps too and they were fatal blows. The whole Damn offensive side of the ball did. Fumbles, ints, dropped passes, penalties, no blocking by anyone, no picking up blitzes, you name it.

Sometimes you just get your ass kicked. Miller and Ware were unblockable. Wade Phillips called a hell of a game. Hats off to them.

Im just glad we don't act like bammers about football games, calling for death and going ballistic....wait

1) I was hammered. 

2) I wasn't talking about losing THAT game.  Was referring to my own life. When I played baseball I hated to lose. Softball, hated to lose. When I coached, I hated to lose.  Losing ate at me.  When I lost to somebody I tried to figure out what I'd done wrong and make sure I never did it again.  Yeah, I realize I learned from losing and it was part of the process of making me a better player and a better coach, but...... I. Fucking. Hated. It.   I wasn't the best interview after a losing game. I didn't want to talk to anybody. I was one of those who would go right back out after the game and either practice what I'd fucked up or start looking at film to figure out what I could do better.  So I was saying I understand where Cam was mentally after that game.  He was mad. He had reasons to be mad.  Mad at himself. Mad at the sucky effort his teammates gave.  Mad at the SHITTY gameplan.  And did you notice that the question that got him off the podium was whether he blamed his teammates?  He wasn't going to answer that and shouldn't have been asked. 

3) Shula called a run into the teeth of the Denver defense FOURTEEN motherfucking times on first down.  I looked it up.  Fourteen.  That's 14 second and 9's.   The worst part of it is that Shula made ZERO second half adjustments.  His gameplan was horrific and his ability to adjust was even worse.  So fuck Shula. 

4) I'm sick of the "Cam didn't dive after the ball" bullshit.  Because it's just that. Bullshit.  Cam believes he can work miracles.  If you watch that play closely, he heads for the ball, starts to dive, realizes that the ball is going to be hit by the two already on the ground, tries to change directions to pick it up and then dives after it when it gets punched away harder than he expected.  So Phil Simms and Jon Gruden and all the other fucks who are pissing and moaning about that can go fuck themselves with bear bryant's goalpost.  They can go to hell. 

5) 28-27 is apparently the most painful score in the history of college football.  The bama glee at Carolina falling apart is nauseating.  This Carolina loss won't take that away no matter what they think.  Fuck them too.
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« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2016, 09:46:00 AM »
Have you ever noticed how after a few drinks Kaos' writing is worse than almost anything Dallas has ever written?

Shot for every Carolina penalty, shot for every Denver TD.  So...

1, 2, .... 13, 14..... 

I though I was pretty coherent. 

BTW, I started this thread before the fourth quarter.  I was blaming Shula before halftime and definitely after the first series of the third quarter. 

I told one of the people with me that if Carolina ran off tackle on the first play of the third quarter, we could change the channel to Lifetime or Food Network or something.  And, right on cue...  Stewart left tackle for no gain.  I knew at that moment the game was lost. 
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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2016, 10:24:04 AM »
With every LB on the field blitzing every play, why no short crossing route?

Also, same situation with bump and run, and not automatic fade?

Yeah. I was yelling at the TV too.

And then the bamturds all come out and say Shula called a pretty good game? WTH!
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« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2016, 10:31:42 AM »
Have you ever noticed how after a few drinks Kaos' writing is worse than almost anything Dallas has ever written?

Kaos makes a terrible fake drunk.
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