Physically ill

[Kaos]

Watching Alabama play football makes me physically ill. 

I once dated a woman who stole from me, got me arrested and locked up for several days and stole my car when I forced her out of my life.  I hate this team and everything it represents a thousand times more than I ever hated her. 

Listening to the announcers fawn all over them exacerbates the situation.

[Townhallsavoy]

Same ole same ole. They struck gold in Saban and will continue to dominate until he retires. Then we get back to fun times because you know they'll hire some dipshit to replace him.

[CCTAU]

So all the five stars go to Bama cause they like a winner?

[bottomfeeder]

I can see Dabo replacing Lerd Sabanz.

[Token]

Rest easy, they can't beat Clemson this time.  Hurts turns the ball over too much and can only throw sideline passes. Best TE I've seen at Bama and they can't get him the ball across the middle because QB can't make read in time.

[The Six]

Rest easy, they can't beat Clemson this time.  Hurts turns the ball over too much and can only throw sideline passes. Best TE I've seen at Bama and they can't get him the ball across the middle because QB can't make read in time.

This "ignored" TE caught 4 balls for 44 yards as the leading receiver. Also, Deshaun throws picks to everybody and the best defense money can build returns those faster than relatives do Christmas gifts. They've all but cleared space on the shelf for number 4723473 or whatever championship this is.

[Kaos]

This "ignored" TE caught 4 balls for 44 yards as the leading receiver. Also, Deshaun throws picks to everybody and the best defense money can build returns those faster than relatives do Christmas gifts. They've all but cleared space on the shelf for number 4723473 or whatever championship this is.

All kidding aside? I saw a guy in wal mart over Christmas wearing a t-shirt that said "37 Nationonal Championships."  37.

[Hogwally]

All kidding aside? I saw a guy in wal mart over Christmas wearing a t-shirt that said "37 Nationonal Championships."  37.

Must be an old Arkansas Track T-shirt.

[AUChizad]

When I was in college USC was the media darling that they never stopped fawning over. They were a "dynasty" and going for a "threepeat".

If you would have told me then that in 10-15 years there would be another team where that is EVEN MORE the case, I would not be happy. If you told me that team would be Bama, I'd probably just go ahead and eat a bullet.

[The Six]

When I was in college USC was the media darling that they never stopped fawning over. They were a "dynasty" and going for a "threepeat".

If you would have told me then that in 10-15 years there would be another team where that is EVEN MORE the case, I would not be happy. If you told me that team would be Bama, I'd probably just go ahead and eat a bullet.

What if I told you a dynasty was built on Dodge Chargers, Suits, and Ca$h? And nobody said boo about it.
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