Thanks...Thank you all....no really....Thank you. I'm overwhelmed. Thanks...please....be seated.
This is....a very emotional time for me. First off, I want to thank God. I am so humbled and can't tell you what it means to take this award home for the second straight year. To come all the way back from the lower half of the middle part of the upper third of the bracket....well...I have no words to describe that feeling. I want to thank all the little people WT and AUChizad! that I stepped on, on the way to the top...again. So many people told me I'd never make it. So many doubters asked, "How can he do it without testicles?" Well, I've got a little secret that I'd like to share with all of you tonight.
For almost half this season......yes.....I HAD those very testicles with me. And it was those testicles that gave me the inner strength I needed to be the baller I knew I could be.
But...I won't rest on my lofty accomplishments. I know that preparation for next year starts right away and so many of you will be gunning for this title. I wish you all luck. But before that training begins, I have a 3 litre bottle of DEEE-LISH-US Coke Product chilling in the fridge, just waiting to socialize with some Crown and cubes.
Thank you all again and until next year....SUCK IT BEESHES!!!!!!