So, Alabama Fans....

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

How tall does the tower get this year before you take your Peter Panzy leap to reality?    Where are OUR local bammer's heads at today?  Are you Championship Contenders, or did you have a good game vs. a very unprepared, stale, rusty, over-hyped ACC team?

Curious... 

[AUChizad]

I would like to take this opportunity to thank uat for:

-Putting us in the Top 10 in week 2. If you guys didn't do it, no one was. Their schedule from here on out is a joke, with the exception of VA Tech. Whoops. Looks like it's all a joke.

-Joining the rest of the SEC in proving our dominance, while simultaneously embarrassing the ACC. When the 6th or 7th best team in the SEC can punk the #1 ACC team, that's only good for us.

-Helping our SOS. If you guys can manage to remain ranked by the time we play you, that will bring our ranked opponents from 5 to 6 (7 if SC can make the cut, which I am guessing the will soon if not this weekend, as a bubble team).

-Possibly making the Iron Bowl exciting for the first time in almost a decade.

[Pell City Tiger]

How tall does the tower get this year before you take your Peter Panzy leap to reality?    Where are OUR local bammer's heads at today?  Are you Championship Contenders, or did you have a good game vs. a very unprepared, stale, rusty, over-hyped ACC team?

Curious... 

However tall they can build it until Sept 27. Reality will kick them in the ass in Athens.

[The Prowler]

I'm guessing only as tall as this coming weekend.  Tulane is in Birmingham, right now, and they'll be here until probably Sunday.  And, they get to hear how great uat is, and how uat is gonna rip Tulane apart without question, And they'll get to hear the fans talk about UGA while completely forgetting about their game with Tulane.  On top of that, if they read the bammerham Sports section, they'll get to see all of the above in writing.  That my friends is what I call 50 Caliber Ammunition.  Will it be enough, probably not, but I wouldn't be surprised to see them put a little scare into the hearts of the inbred nation come Saturday.

[fred]

Are you kidding?  Tulane? 

Were gonna be laying the wood to everyone who gets in our way.  Did you see that true freshman RB?  What about Julio?  You barners arent gonna have an answer for this offence!

[Townhallsavoy]

I would like to take this opportunity to thank uat for:

-Putting us in the Top 10 in week 2. If you guys didn't do it, no one was. Their schedule from here on out is a joke, with the exception of VA Tech. Whoops. Looks like it's all a joke.

-Joining the rest of the SEC in proving our dominance, while simultaneously embarrassing the ACC. When the 6th or 7th best team in the SEC can punk the #1 ACC team, that's only good for us.

-Helping our SOS. If you guys can manage to remain ranked by the time we play you, that will bring our ranked opponents from 5 to 6 (7 if SC can make the cut, which I am guessing the will soon if not this weekend, as a bubble team).

-Possibly making the Iron Bowl exciting for the first time in almost a decade.

-Boosting Alabama's economy.  I can only imagine how helpful the Bammers were for the B'ham sewer debt when they bought 25 million t-shirts that read, "2008 Chick-Fil-A Kickoff Classic National Champeeonships."

-Keeping Auburn even more under the radar.  It'll be interesting to see the double takes after we run the table in September. 

-Giving hope to all 400 pound guys with saggy titties.  No matter how much lard you pump into your body, you can still start for an SEC football team.

-Inspiring all frat boys to lose the Bama bangs and pick up the Julio-Raggedy Ann hairstyle. 

[BamaWill]

How tall does the tower get this year before you take your Peter Panzy leap to reality?    Where are OUR local bammer's heads at today?  Are you Championship Contenders, or did you have a good game vs. a very unprepared, stale, rusty, over-hyped ACC team?

Curious... 

My true thoughts...I didn't expect us to win. However, I don't think Chumpson was all that bad, we just looked really prepared.  We still have a long road to go in the SEC but I am certainly more optimistic.  I still see 2 losses on our schedule, but it shows progression and thats what I am looking for.

[Ogre]

My true thoughts...I didn't expect us to win. However, I don't think Chumpson was all that bad, we just looked really prepared.  We still have a long road to go in the SEC but I am certainly more optimistic.  I still see 2 losses on our schedule, but it shows progression and thats what I am looking for.

Who are the 2 losses that you see? 

[BamaWill]

Who are the 2 losses that you see? 

Georgia ...Probably LSU because they are both away games.  Streak is over this year.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Georgia ...Probably LSU because they are both away games.  Streak is over this year.

You're willing to make that assumption after one game.   Beautiful.   I love it.

[wesfau2]

Georgia ...Probably LSU because they are both away games.  Streak is over this year.

Are you a gambling man?

[BamaWill]

You're willing to make that assumption after one game.   Beautiful.   I love it.

actually it was the same assumption I made before the game

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Are you kidding?  Tulane? 

Were gonna be laying the wood to everyone who gets in our way.  Did you see that true freshman RB?  What about Julio?  You barners arent gonna have an answer for this offence!

offence
Noun

3. a cause of annoyance or anger

offense

5.  (fns) Sports
a. The means or tactics used in attempting to score.
b. A team in possession of the ball or puck, or those players whose primary duty is to attempt to score.
c. Scoring ability or potential.

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

[AWK]

offence
Noun

3. a cause of annoyance or anger

offense

5.  (fns) Sports
a. The means or tactics used in attempting to score.
b. A team in possession of the ball or puck, or those players whose primary duty is to attempt to score.
c. Scoring ability or potential.

Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

Served with a dictionary.

[Snaggletiger]

The Green Wave and the Crimson Tide.

Queer eyes for the straight guys.

[lifesapplepie]

Are you kidding?  Tulane? 

Were gonna be laying the wood to everyone who gets in our way.  Did you see that true freshman RB?  What about Julio?  You barners arent gonna have an answer for this offence!

FUCK dude, it is "offense" not "offence"...you have done that about 5 times already on this site.  I thought it was a typo at first, but I guess not.   FUCKING BAMMERS!

Anyway, carry on...   

[GarMan]

FUCK dude, it is "offense" not "offence"...you have done that about 5 times already on this site.  I thought it was a typo at first, but I guess not.   FUCKING BAMMERS!

Anyway, carry on...  

Exactly...  The term "offence" is British.  The appropriate American term is "offense".  Technically, they're the same word with the same definitions, but we don't speak the "Queen's English" over here. 

[lifesapplepie]

Exactly...  The term "offence" is British.  The appropriate American term is "offense".  Technically, they're the same word with the same definitions, but we don't speak the "Queen's English" over here. 

What he said  ^

[auburnredwing]

Are you kidding?  Tulane? 

Were gonna be laying the wood to everyone who gets in our way.  Did you see that true freshman RB?  What about Julio?  You barners arent gonna have an answer for this offence!

After listening to the tulane - uat game on the radio... we do have a answer for your "offence".  "that true freshman RB" had about 63 yards and "Julio" managed 1 catch for 13. 

[The Prowler]

I'm guessing only as tall as this coming weekend.  Tulane is in Birmingham, right now, and they'll be here until probably Sunday.  And, they get to hear how great uat is, and how uat is gonna rip Tulane apart without question, And they'll get to hear the fans talk about UGA while completely forgetting about their game with Tulane.  On top of that, if they read the bammerham Sports section, they'll get to see all of the above in writing.  That my friends is what I call 50 Caliber Ammunition.  Will it be enough, probably not, but I wouldn't be surprised to see them put a little scare into the hearts of the inbred nation come Saturday.

So, bammers, how far off was I?  I've already heard some bammers wondering if Coach Holtz (Skip) will be available after the season.....Also, I've heard that there's a rift going on at the crackstone between Coach $, Coach McElwain, and Coach Pendry.  And, I heard that Coach $ threw nearly the Entire Offense by position under the bus when he was talking about the sacks and lack of production.
What's gonna happen if WKU doesn't bow down to the mighty $abbans and give y'all another scare???