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Hot For Teacher
« on: January 26, 2016, 09:56:16 PM »
You know all those stories we see about hot teachers banging students?  SNL gets it right.

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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2016, 04:01:32 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2016, 04:08:29 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2016, 05:19:32 PM »
Cecily Strong does it for me. 
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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2016, 11:14:18 PM »
3s Humpany
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2016, 10:12:57 AM »
Cecily Strong does it for me.
agree....although she is a staunch liberal.
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2016, 10:14:17 AM »
Cecily Strong does it for me.

Tarheel is more of a Cecily Tyson man.
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2016, 10:32:11 AM »
Tarheel is more of a Cecily Tyson man.
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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2016, 10:47:09 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2016, 12:02:27 PM »
Velocitaptor

I think the actually spelling is "velocitappedher"!
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2016, 12:12:16 PM »
I think the actually spelling is "velocitappedher"!

I think you're right about the actually spelling.
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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2016, 03:44:23 PM »
I think you're right about the actually spelling.

For to be listening to my greatness. I will for to be share a slim jim with you. Just visit my magic market te redeem you prize meester balless....
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2016, 03:58:14 PM »
Three's Humpany
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2016, 04:12:24 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2016, 06:21:18 PM »
Yow...

http://likes.com/g/17958158?v=u8pIOw5ogjsg1oDbN2RkHa441AGLua0pS4E1fl9&page=1

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Younce, a Louisiana native, is a graduate of Southeastern Louisiana University.

Well, that explains it.
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« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2016, 07:42:31 PM »
Is that kind of thing frowned upon?  Because I gotta tell ya, I never saw it in the employee handbook.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/03/bill_would_require_teacher_tra.html

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Alabama teachers may soon receive training on not having sex with students

A bill approved by an Alabama Senate committee would require teachers to receive an hour of training a year on sexual relations and other inappropriate relations with students.

The Education Policy Committee approved the bill by Sen. Cam Ward, R-Alabaster, the Decatur Daily reported.

The Educator-Student Interaction Training Act would require training on sexual or romantic contact, social media interactions, interactions outside the classroom and the use of corporal punishment and physical restraints in classrooms.

The bill cites increasing reports of inappropriate relations between teachers and students, both in person and through social media.

The bill would require the state superintendent, the School Superintendents of Alabama and the Alabama Education Association to develop the training program.
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2016, 09:55:58 PM »
Is that kind of thing frowned upon?  Because I gotta tell ya, I never saw it in the employee handbook.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/03/bill_would_require_teacher_tra.html
Fuuuuuckk! Leave it to Alabama to define ignunce. If we're going to spend money, let's find something worthwhile, like paying the tax returns on time. Not late in May or June. WTF?
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2016, 09:39:25 AM »
From Houston:

Middle school teacher has sex with 13-year old student "almost every day" for over a year.   Impregnated by the kid at one point.



Couple of things.  If you're this kid's dad, do you secretly high five him? 

So "almost every day"   Taking out weekends, that's still 300 or so times.  That's like the last 10-15 years of married life. Combined.  And a 13-year old poled that much in a year -- with a relatively hot big-tittied latino. 

What did I do wrong in life?
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Re: Hot For Teacher
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2016, 09:44:16 AM »
MY MAN!!!!
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