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Thirty three years ago today

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Thirty three years ago today
« on: January 26, 2016, 09:20:20 AM »
I laughed and lost a piece of ass I'd been working on for about a month. 

Radio said Bryant died. She cried.  I laughed. And it was over.

Fuck that drunk old coot. 
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2016, 09:59:34 AM »
I say we roll Toomers Corner AGAIN!
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2016, 10:27:23 AM »
I laughed and lost a piece of ass I'd been working on for about a month. 

Radio said Bryant died. She cried.  I laughed. And it was over.

Fuck that drunk old coot.


I would guess loss work production and high absenteeism are in store for turd town today and tomorrow. 
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2016, 10:30:10 AM »

I would guess loss work production and high absenteeism are in store for turd town today and tomorrow.

Nah.  Their savior has been resurrected in the shape of a dabbing gnome. 

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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2016, 11:56:29 AM »
Eh...who gives a shit?
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2016, 12:21:45 PM »
Soon afterwards, cub reporter Paul Finebaum somehow assumes the role of the old man's official biographer and Turd mouthpiece when all he truly qualifies for is Bryant Museum Curator.
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2016, 12:25:28 PM »
   
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2016, 12:25:51 PM »
Eh...who gives a shit?

She was standing on a ladder, wearing a skirt.  I was looking up at juicy heaven when the announcer broke in with the news.  She burst into tears, i broke into laughter.   And my dream for the day died.

It matters to me.   
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2016, 12:26:53 PM »
She was standing on a ladder, wearing a skirt.  I was looking up at juicy heaven when the announcer broke in with the news.  She burst into tears, i broke into laughter.   And my dream for the day died.

It matters to me.
Cut him a break Wes it was back when it could get hard.
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2016, 12:36:32 PM »
Cut him a break Wes it was back when it could get hard.

Yes.  When the wind blew or an owl hooted or a dwarf sneezed.  Didn't matter.  But this?  Bryant denied me some prime. 

I gave in to the dark side (and no, not THAT dark side) at that moment.  My hate for the Empire was entrenched. 
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2016, 12:49:50 PM »
She was standing on a ladder, wearing a skirt.  I was looking up at juicy heaven when the announcer broke in with the news.  She burst into tears, i broke into laughter.   And my dream for the day died.

It matters to me.

She was a Bama fan.  Probably too stupid to have interesting sex.  Probably would have just laid there and sweat.
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2016, 01:01:15 PM »
She was a Bama fan.  Probably too stupid to have interesting sex.  Probably would have just laid there and sweat.

Point taken.  She has churned through at least three husbands since that day. 
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2016, 01:01:44 PM »
She was a Bama fan.  Probably too stupid to have interesting sex.  Probably would have just laid there and sweat.

That's fine with me as long as she grunts every once in a while.
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2016, 01:30:11 PM »
I say we roll Toomers Corner AGAIN!
Hell yeah! I've got class tonight, but if we leave quickly, we can get down there and back before it starts.
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2016, 01:48:38 PM »
That's fine with me as long as she grunts every once in a while.
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2016, 01:50:05 PM »
She was a Bama fan.  Probably too stupid to have interesting sex.  Probably would have just laid there and sweat.

If a turd fan is not having sex with a relative, do they consider that interracial?   
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2016, 01:50:53 PM »
Hell yeah! I've got class tonight, but if we leave quickly, we can get down there and back before it starts.

Be sure you make a run to Taco Bell. You need to place a deposit in the Shane from Centerpoint Bank.
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2016, 01:58:32 PM »
Be sure you make a run to Taco Bell. You need to place a deposit in the Shane from Centerpoint Bank.
I stop by Jefferson Memorial Gardens every December 1st to drop off a commemorative token.
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2016, 04:05:15 PM »
Nice beaver
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Re: Thirty three years ago today
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2016, 04:43:46 PM »
I stop by Jefferson Memorial Gardens every December 1st to drop off a commemorative token.


Nice of you to let our four legged friends in on the fun.

   
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