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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2016, 09:21:40 PM »
When he marked "Yes" for Sex on his job application and didn't get any.
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2016, 09:14:35 PM »
When he spread MY Jelly on his peanut butter sandwich.
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2016, 11:34:31 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2016, 09:14:35 PM
When he spread MY Jelly on his peanut butter sandwich.

your jelly?
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2016, 01:59:06 PM »
This Kentucky jelly don't taste good at all, Bubba.
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2016, 02:10:35 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on January 21, 2016, 11:34:31 AM
your jelly?

Fucking autocorrect.  And my blindness.  I can't see any more. 
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2016, 02:29:14 PM »
When he went to Auburn, sprayed the trees with Axe and they didn't fall down. 
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2016, 02:39:00 PM »
when he arrived at the Craps game with a roll of toilet paper.
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2016, 04:52:53 PM »
when he got a headache from his ring hat.

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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2016, 05:04:12 PM »
While he was fucking his new bride, his mom yells, " Would you and your sister be quite, me and your Uncle can't sleep"
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2016, 05:13:50 PM »
When he logged onto ancestry.com and found that it wasn't a dating site.
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #30 on: January 21, 2016, 05:27:16 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 21, 2016, 05:13:50 PM
When he logged onto ancestry.com and found that it wasn't a dating site.

Okay, that was good.
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #31 on: January 21, 2016, 06:47:33 PM »
When he logged into match.com and couldn't light his Marlboro
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #32 on: January 23, 2016, 05:22:52 PM »
when he logged in to FarmersOnly.com and realized it wasn't about goat swapping.
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2016, 11:15:29 AM »
Ugh...someone put this thread out of its misery.
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2016, 11:43:52 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 21, 2016, 05:27:16 PM
Okay, that was good.

I liked it.

But I unfriend you.
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2016, 12:27:38 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 25, 2016, 11:43:52 AM
I liked it.

But I unfriend you.

Will you be removing him from your wall?
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2016, 12:47:37 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on January 25, 2016, 12:27:38 PM
Will you be removing him from your wall?

I thought it was a case.
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2016, 01:43:23 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 25, 2016, 12:47:37 PM
I thought it was a case.
We have both
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Re: The Bama fan was disappointed...
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2016, 03:16:57 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on January 25, 2016, 12:27:38 PM
Will you be removing him from your wall?

Not how any of this works.
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