Official Pre-Signing Day Thread 2016

[dallaswareagle]

Always got Barber's chocolate ice milk and ginger snaps. We learned to love it what with the starving people in China and such.

We would get the chek cola from Winn Dixie.  We would pour it in a cup and pretend it was real coke. Our stomachs knew it wasn't.   

[dallaswareagle]

Never been partial to Catalina dressing.  Always been a Ranch man, myself.

Jalapeno Ranch here in texxxas.

[ssgaufan]

We would get the chek cola from Winn Dixie.  We would pour it in a cup and pretend it was real coke. Our stomachs knew it wasn't.   

Poor a three liter of whatever generic brand we had into a pepsi or coke bottle so our friends wouldn't know we were poor.

[Snaggletiger]

Hey, where you get dat welfare burger?

My muhva made it.

[jmar]

We would get the chek cola from Winn Dixie.  We would pour it in a cup and pretend it was real coke. Our stomachs knew it wasn't.   

The kids got aluminum cups to drink from at my grandparents, each a different color and they had a certain metallic flavor that we grew to appreciate. And I would sit in my little chair that had nineteen coats of lead red on it and behave myself because if I didn't I would have to pick my own switch from the handy switch patch. A switch patch! I grew up thinking everyone had a switch patch dallas.

[Snaggletiger]

Poor? We ate a lot of Spam when I was a kid.  More than anyone should.

Although I remember it being pretty darn tasty.

[jmar]

Poor? We ate a lot of Spam when I was a kid.  More than anyone should.

Although I remember it being pretty darn tasty.

We weren't poor, thrifty maybe. My Dad had an $80 mortgage payment back in 1967. Next to the shotgun house we had previously, I thought I was in high cotton.

[ssgaufan]

Poor? We ate a lot of Spam when I was a kid.  More than anyone should.

Although I remember it being pretty darn tasty.

Mmm, fried spam

[Snaggletiger]

Mmm, fried spam

Two simple things opened up whole new worlds of fine eats with zero nutritional value.  Helped me achieve the ripped, God-like body I have today.

Fried bologna sammiches.  (Just yellow mustard)

Jimmy Dean microwavable sausage-biscuits.  The only limits on those were how many were in the box. 

[wesfau2]

The older the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Yeah...well...she blacker than a motherfucker, too.

[jmar]

Fried bologna sammiches.  (Just yellow mustard)

I only knew of thin baloney. But we put most any spread on it. And my Mom always bought Bama salad dressing instead of mayonnaise. Yeesh!

[chinook]

I only knew of thin baloney. But we put most any spread on it. And my Mom always bought Bama salad dressing instead of mayonnaise. Yeesh!

do you ever bop your baloney?

[jmar]

do you ever bop your baloney?

Sure.

[Kaos]

The kids got aluminum cups to drink from at my grandparents, each a different color and they had a certain metallic flavor that we grew to appreciate. And I would sit in my little chair that had nineteen coats of lead red on it and behave myself because if I didn't I would have to pick my own switch from the handy switch patch. A switch patch! I grew up thinking everyone had a switch patch dallas.

Loved the aluminum cups. 

Drank welch's grape juice (from concentrate) in those metal buckets. Would pull out the center of a piece of white bread, ball it up and drop it in the juice. 

Coke with peanuts in it.  Or mt dew even.  Not Pepsi. Or Dr Pepper.  Peanuts were for cokes.

[chinook]

My best friend's Mom had a red Catalina...three speed on the column. She t-boned a light pole one night as we left football practice. Crying shame!

Never been partial to Catalina dressing.  Always been a Ranch man, myself. 

rookies...

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

[wesfau2]

rookies...

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

Pow pow!

[The Six]

Do we have a fine piece of ass lined up to receive the faxes? That's what I want to know.

[Snaggletiger]

rookies...

It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!

Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one. Go!

[ssgaufan]

Loved the aluminum cups. 

Drank welch's grape juice (from concentrate) in those metal buckets. Would pull out the center of a piece of white bread, ball it up and drop it in the juice. 

Coke with peanuts in it.  Or mt dew even.  Not Pepsi. Or Dr Pepper.  Peanuts were for cokes.

Peanuts are great in a Grapico too.

[Snaggletiger]

Peanuts are great in a Grapico too.

Okay, now you've gone too far.  That's just weird.