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Re: Coaching changes?
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2016, 03:23:41 PM »
Just like secretariat. Just like bo. Just like Jordan.

Sometimes you just have to get out of the way and let them run.
Cam Newton will never make it in the NFL as a pocket passer. When will you people learn?
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« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2016, 03:33:47 PM »
Sometimes you just have to get out of the way and let them run.

The GOP could take a note there.
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« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2016, 06:58:38 PM »
You can always put where you heard your shoot...bunker what not.  Just don't post their link or direct story via copypaste.

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« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2016, 07:05:49 PM »
The only question I have is....  You already have pictures of me? WTF? I mean,  i know i am a guy who walks in the door and my rooster (rooster? I didn't say rooster)  has been there 3 minutes, but thats.... just...  Concerning...

he likes gay porn sites.
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« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2016, 07:10:13 PM »
he likes gay porn sites.

Gay midget porn sites
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« Reply #45 on: January 25, 2016, 10:28:49 PM »
The only question I have is....  You already have pictures of me? WTF? I mean,  i know i am a guy who walks in the door and my rooster (rooster? I didn't say rooster)  has been there 3 minutes, but thats.... just...  Concerning...

And has already sold them to the above said sites
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« Reply #46 on: January 26, 2016, 02:49:49 AM »
WR's can't be coached to catch.
The Jugs machine is a excellent teacher. Also, a coach can teach WRs to catch the ball away from their body, they can also use the numbered tips on the football technique, when they catch the ball they immediately yell out the numbered section that their right index finger is on (teaches them to look the ball all the way into their hands). So, yes, catching the football can be coached.

#MicDrop
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« Reply #47 on: January 26, 2016, 10:03:38 AM »
The Jugs machine is a excellent teacher. Also, a coach can teach WRs to catch the ball away from their body, they can also use the numbered tips on the football technique, when they catch the ball they immediately yell out the numbered section that their right index finger is on (teaches them to look the ball all the way into their hands). So, yes, catching the football can be coached.

#MicDrop

Well sure but some folks are just better at catching balls then others naturally.....

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Re: Coaching changes?
« Reply #48 on: January 26, 2016, 10:05:39 AM »
The Jugs machine is a excellent teacher. Also, a coach can teach WRs to catch the ball away from their body, they can also use the numbered tips on the football technique, when they catch the ball they immediately yell out the numbered section that their right index finger is on (teaches them to look the ball all the way into their hands). So, yes, catching the football can be coached.

#MicDrop

I've been there. Either you can catch or you cannot. Yes, there are activities to hone the skill, but it will not make you one helluva a WR. If it worked, then DBs would not drop so many balls.

And the jugs machine sucks. (well when the damn coaches turn it up to 60 and then run you straight at it while laughing their asses off. Pre glove era!)
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Re: Coaching changes?
« Reply #49 on: January 26, 2016, 10:12:41 AM »
The Jugs machine is a excellent teacher. Also, a coach can teach WRs to catch the ball away from their body, they can also use the numbered tips on the football technique, when they catch the ball they immediately yell out the numbered section that their right index finger is on (teaches them to look the ball all the way into their hands). So, yes, catching the football can be coached.

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« Reply #50 on: January 26, 2016, 10:43:20 AM »
Dropping the mic could just be a case of slippery fingers or Parkinson's.
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« Reply #51 on: January 26, 2016, 11:34:15 AM »
Dropping the mic could just be a case of slippery fingers or Parkinson's.

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« Reply #52 on: January 26, 2016, 11:55:11 AM »
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Re: Coaching changes?
« Reply #53 on: January 26, 2016, 01:47:59 PM »
God I've missed you....hold me.

Like that time on Naboo?
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« Reply #54 on: January 26, 2016, 03:08:02 PM »
I know this has squat to do with corching changes or Parkinson's....but not worthy of a thread.  Guess who will be #1 in your program and #73 in your heart?

Jeremy Johnson.  Switching numbers to honor a HS friend and teammate who died in a car wreck.
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« Reply #55 on: January 26, 2016, 03:58:20 PM »
I know this has squat to do with corching changes or Parkinson's....but not worthy of a thread.  Guess who will be #1 in your program and #73 in your heart?

Jeremy Johnson.  Switching numbers to honor a HS friend and teammate who died in a car wreck.

His poor performance affected some people harder than others.
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« Reply #56 on: January 26, 2016, 04:40:05 PM »
His poor performance affected some people harder than others.
Dayum...it gettin' rough 'roun heah.
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« Reply #57 on: January 26, 2016, 04:54:11 PM »
His poor performance affected some people harder than others.
See if you posted more shit like this round here, you wouldn't be hated.  Nice hustle.
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Re: Coaching changes?
« Reply #58 on: January 26, 2016, 05:49:15 PM »
See if you posted more shit like this round here, you wouldn't be hated.  Nice hustle.

Makes me hate him more for loafing.
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« Reply #59 on: January 26, 2016, 07:50:31 PM »
My question is, do all these changes equal another mullligan for the Malzahn team in 2016? You know, another rebuilding year. Lawd knows, it could look nasty this year too.
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