The Bama fan was disappointed...

Kaos · « **on:** January 18, 2016, 11:13:24 PM »

When he went to the Great Wall of China and didn't find a buffet.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 19, 2016, 09:07:26 AM »

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** January 19, 2016, 09:38:33 AM »

GH2001 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 19, 2016, 09:48:57 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 19, 2016, 09:38:33 AM

ROR

Man, thats just wong

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #4 on:** January 19, 2016, 10:03:35 AM »

Dey jest angry cause dey gots all dem teefbrushes and no teef

Kaos · « **Reply #5 on:** January 19, 2016, 10:37:05 AM »

When he went to the Job Fair and couldn't get any cotton candy.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #6 on:** January 19, 2016, 10:40:23 AM »

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #7 on:** January 19, 2016, 10:41:52 AM »

This guy walks into a bar in Tuscaloosa and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised and the bartender looks around and says: â€œYou ainâ€™t from around here, are yaâ€¦ where ya from, boy?â€
The guy says, â€œIâ€™m from England.â€

The bartender asks, â€œWhat thâ€™ hell you do in England?â€

The guy responds, â€œIâ€™m a taxidermist.â€

The bartender asks, â€œA taxidermistâ€¦ now just what thâ€™ hell is a taxidermist?â€

The guy says, â€œI mount animals.â€

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, â€œItâ€™s okay boys, heâ€™s one of us!â€

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #8 on:** January 19, 2016, 10:54:45 AM »

Why did we need to start a new bad jokes thread? Did we lose some gigabyte storage or something?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** January 19, 2016, 10:58:24 AM »

I was in London the other day and got mugged by two Chinese guys.

The police have it narrowed down to 45,000 suspects.

Bada Bing.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #10 on:** January 19, 2016, 03:36:51 PM »

What is 20 feet long and has 5 teeth?

The funnel cake line at the Alabama state fair

Kaos · « **Reply #11 on:** January 19, 2016, 03:52:37 PM »

When he went to Shoe Carnival and there were no clowns.

Format dammit. Format.

The Prowler · « **Reply #12 on:** January 19, 2016, 04:31:52 PM »

A blind man walks into a bar, a table and a chair.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #13 on:** January 19, 2016, 04:38:45 PM »

when he showed up at the family reunion and realized he'd left his pack of condoms in the pocket of his other pants.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** January 19, 2016, 04:49:21 PM »

when he tried to press any key to continue, he couldn't find a key that said "any".

Token · « **Reply #15 on:** January 19, 2016, 04:53:58 PM »

When he clicked on the movie thread to see which new movies were worth watching, only to find someone's head smashed on the asphalt with their eyes popped out.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #16 on:** January 19, 2016, 04:58:56 PM »

Quote from: Token on January 19, 2016, 04:53:58 PM

When he clicked on the movie thread to see which new movies were worth watching, only to find someone's head smashed on the asphalt with their eyes popped out.

FORMAT! Oh wait...

The Six · « **Reply #17 on:** January 19, 2016, 04:59:28 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on January 19, 2016, 04:38:45 PM

when he showed up at the family reunion and realized he'd left his pack of condoms in the pocket of his other pants.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** January 19, 2016, 05:15:38 PM »

when he found out Fleetwood Mac was not a new hamburger at McDonald's.

The Six · « **Reply #19 on:** January 19, 2016, 07:43:39 PM »

when he logged into eHarmony.com and was automatically redirected to Ancestry.com.