This guy walks into a bar in Tuscaloosa and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised and the bartender looks around and says: “You ain’t from around here, are ya… where ya from, boy?â€
The guy says, “I’m from England.â€
The bartender asks, “What th’ hell you do in England?â€
The guy responds, “I’m a taxidermist.â€
The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… now just what th’ hell is a taxidermist?â€
The guy says, “I mount animals.â€
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!â€