How about this guy?
Nope. He's not a douche.
I'm telling you, I've walked this path before. Saban will leave. They'll call somebody back home to Mama (
) and he'll do okay (Ray Perkins) for a while. They'll start to flounder and go off the beaten path trying to net another Saban (and end up with Bill Curry). At this point -- about eight or nine years removed from their last title of any kind -- they'll get desperate and bring somebody back with ties to Saban (Stallings then, Smart, Muschamp, Fisher whoever now). Whoever they bring back will think he can do what Saban did, cheat his fucking ass off and get busted. Then he'll quit. They'll raise up one of his assistants hoping to keep the gravy train running (DuBose then, Scott Cochran now) and things will implode. They'll try to recapture the glory days and will hire a former player (Shula then, McCarron, McGinger, or some other fuckhole now) and the decline will be epic. At that point they'll either luck up and hire somebody who can resurrect the program or they'll hire somebody that buries it for decades. Won't matter to me because I'll be too old to care or dead by the time that comes around.