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Tonight, tonight...

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Tonight, tonight...
« on: January 11, 2016, 02:47:37 PM »
It's coming tonight...

Bama is going to manhandle Clemson.  I can feel it.  It's in the air.  The level of supreme cockiness hasn't been this high since the late 70s.  It was unfortunately warranted then and it's warranted now.  Dumbo Swinney is a rampaging moron with all the class of a stripper at a gentleman's club in DeSoto Mississippi. He's going to get trampled by the machine that is Alabama.

Oddly enough, the Tide is high for the same reasons it always is when it crests. Then, as during the Bryant years, that poorly-educated rabble was led by a dictatorial fuckhead of a coach who was elevated to near-god status by the fanbase, and fawned over by a media so enamored with his 'legend' that he could have taken a frothy shit on their heads and they'd wax poetically about the consistency and aroma. 

They've reached this championship status by having an in at the NCAA that they used to batter the opposition while simultaneously keeping some of the most blatant and egregious offenses in the history of the game from being questioned.  Had any other program had the Tom Al-Betar situation, it would be nuked back to the leather helmet days. Add in the textbooks, the wheelz, the Davis/Phillips cash transactions and coaches selling drugs on campus and handing out cash to players... any other program is eviscerated.  But not them.

So tonight they'll coronate again. A fanbase where 85% of them never attended the school and where 95% of that number derives every ounce of self worth from the success of a football program that wouldn't piss on their broke, uneducated, redneck asses if they were on fire will get to feel good about itself for 365 more days.  That bunch will go to bed tonight feeling for all the world as if they're "winners" in life. Tomorrow, they'll go back to working for people like me and you.  Or drawing they checks.  Whatever. But they'll feel good inside because "you're team is a bunch of loosers." 

I'm not going to watch it.  There's nothing there of interest for me at all. 
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2016, 02:56:08 PM »
Prognostication:

Dabo Sweeney will be the next HC at spuat.


calling it now.
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2016, 02:56:34 PM »
Unfortunately, you are correct.

I hope...HOPE we are all wrong and Dumbo Swinney has an epiphany tonight, but I just aint counting on it. I don't think Watson is gonna be given the chance to do much damage. I dont think their OL can hold Bama's front 7 for very long.
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2016, 02:57:30 PM »
Me neither, we have just started watching the first season of Breaking bad and will prolly watch two or three episodes of that or we caught a show on the plane back from Mexico (Mr. Robot) which looks pretty good.  I will say I feel sorry you folks back at home, should they win they night the streets will run crimson as the masses feel their self worth.  :facepalm:
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2016, 03:00:19 PM »
Prognostication:

Dabo Sweeney will be the next HC at spuat.


calling it now.


Black choppers, internets and googles are saying that dabo loses the game, Saban retires to broadcast and dabo moves back to turd town.
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2016, 04:18:07 PM »
Either way, it will be touted as a turd success story.


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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2016, 04:44:14 PM »
10-1 Clemson to Bama fans out here right now.
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2016, 04:48:17 PM »
10-1 Clemson to Bama fans out here right now.


Early release usually doesn't happen till after the 15th.
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2016, 04:49:24 PM »
10-1 Clemson to Bama fans out here right now.
The plane trip was too expensive for most bammers and it's not like anyone would be stupid enough to drive all the way the fuck out there.
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2016, 04:50:59 PM »
Does anyone besides Alabama and Clemson fans give a shit about this game?

I honestly can't believe college football isn't over yet. Feels like it ended two weeks ago.
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2016, 04:55:10 PM »
Does anyone besides Alabama and Clemson fans give a shit about this game?

I honestly can't believe college football isn't over yet. Feels like it ended two weeks ago.


I would say all the way back to Sept 19th.
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2016, 04:56:03 PM »

I would say all the way back to Sept 19th.
You gave up way before that numbnuts
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2016, 05:07:10 PM »
I'm thinking of having a root canal tonight.  Or maybe a full body wax.
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2016, 06:32:29 PM »
I'm thinking of having a root canal tonight.  Or maybe a full body wax.

I like this. Things You'd Rather Do Than Watch the Game Tonight

I'll throw - watch a Helen Mirren sex tape from 2015.
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2016, 06:48:45 PM »
I like this. Things You'd Rather Do Than Watch the Game Tonight

I'll throw - watch a Helen Mirren sex tape from 2015.

Ummmm.  If you have one let me know where to download it.  She's hot to be that age. 

Things I'd rather do than watch cousin humpers and sister fuckers play football:

1) wash my balls with a cheese grater
2) Watch a 24 hour marathon of the 2012 and 2015 auburn football seasons.
3) hire an iPhone wielding t-Rex to help me move furniture
4) Go on a date with Bruce Jenner.
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2016, 06:53:58 PM »
Ummmm.  If you have one let me know where to download it.  She's hot to be that age. 

Things I'd rather do than watch cousin humpers and sister fudgeers play football:

1) wash my balls with a cheese grater
2) Watch a 24 hour marathon of the 2012 and 2015 auburn football seasons.
3) hire an iPhone wielding t-Rex to help me move furniture
4) Go on a date with Bruce Jenner.

5) Eat a tomato
6) Burn the entire KISS CD catalog
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2016, 07:06:00 PM »
Ummmm.  If you have one let me know where to download it.  She's hot to be that age. 

Things I'd rather do than watch cousin humpers and sister fudgeers play football:


Try TMZ, brother.

Let's see here:
- Take a marriage class with O.J. Simpson
- Listen to Tim Brando read War & Peace
- Go to a lectureship with the Baseball Writers Association. Topic: PDAs in the Hall of Fame
- Watch ALF on Netflix without alcohol
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2016, 07:52:49 PM »
-Watch Mike Tyson explain pigeons
-Watch Cop Rock reruns
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2016, 08:24:01 PM »
-Watch Mike Tyson explain pigeons
-Watch Cop Rock reruns

Watch CHIPS?
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Re: Tonight, tonight...
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2016, 08:46:50 PM »
- Clean Derrick Henry's braids
- Read Prowler's streets
- Go clubbing with Chelsea Clinton
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