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« on: January 07, 2016, 03:33:50 PM »
Splooge-worthy highlights of incoming WR, Kyle Davis.  Yes, I know they call them highlights for a reason and a lot of these videos can make so many of these kids look all-world.  This starts with a bunch of 7 on 7 plays, then hits some game film, then back to 7 on 7.  The game film tells you he's a hoss and hard as hell to bring down. The 7 on 7 shows you why.  I'm wrong 76% or 145/187ths of the time on these.  Don't care.  I'ma call it and say if he's in camp this Fall, he contributes right away. Oh, go get some tissue before you click on it.


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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2016, 03:59:15 PM »
His size and hands remind me of Duke.  Let's hope he's got more between the ears.
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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2016, 04:12:00 PM »
His size and hands remind me of Duke.  Let's hope he's got more between the ears.

No doubt.  I think they're comparable in size.  I think Davis is listed at 6'2" and about 218.  And yeah, the hands on some of those high throws.  Just reach up, snatch it and squeeze the air out of it.
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2016, 09:24:46 AM »
His size and hands remind me of Duke.  Let's hope he's got more between the ears.

If he's only half the dickhead Duk was, things will be Gucci Gucci Louie Louie Fendi Fendi Prada.
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2016, 05:44:11 AM »
He'll sign elsewhere #WOTS
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2016, 08:45:44 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2016, 08:57:21 AM »
He'll sign elsewhere #WOTS
I thought was EE and already on campus? Don't be playin with my emotions.
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2016, 09:08:54 AM »
He'll sign elsewhere #WOTS

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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2016, 09:09:53 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2016, 10:15:16 AM »
I thought was EE and already on campus? Don't be playin with my emotions.

If he does go somewhere else, it will be a very interesting siuation with him being on campus already.
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2016, 10:18:44 AM »
If he does go somewhere else, it will be a very interesting siuation with him being on campus already.

Emmett would probably invent a subset of by laws allowing athletes enrolled at Auburn to play for Alabama.
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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2016, 11:30:06 AM »
Emmett would probably invent a subset of by laws allowing athletes enrolled at Auburn to play for Alabama.
The new $aban rule.
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« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2016, 11:36:35 AM »
Emmett would probably invent a subset of by laws allowing athletes enrolled at Auburn to play for Alabama.

What does a former Cowboy running back have to do with any of this?
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« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2016, 12:20:36 PM »
What does a former Cowboy running back have to do with any of this?

Floridas greatest players couldn't beat auburn. 

Slack to Wadsden. Watch Emmett cry. 

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« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2016, 12:23:36 PM »
Floridas greatest players couldn't beat auburn. 

Slack to Warsden. Watch Emmett cry. 



I remember sitting in the stands that night chanting EMMETT in mockery. He got hardly any yards that night..
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
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« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2016, 01:20:43 PM »
What does a former Cowboy running back have to do with any of this?

Same thing the Germans do. Autocorrect made me its bitch...again.
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« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2016, 01:57:53 PM »
I remember sitting in the stands that night chanting EMMETT in mockery. He got hardly any yards that night..

That game cost me my deposit on the apartment I was living in.  As soon as Wadsden came down in the endzone, I ran down the hall, slid into the wall at the end, crashed through the sheetrock and into my bedroom closet.  Like a cartoon. 
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« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2016, 02:05:50 PM »
That game cost me my deposit on the apartment I was living in.  As soon as Wadsden came down in the endzone, I ran down the hall, slid into the wall at the end, crashed through the sheetrock and into my bedroom closet.  Like a cartoon.

So. there was a time you DID come out of the closet?

That was a good game.
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« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2016, 07:20:22 AM »
I thought was EE and already on campus? Don't be playin with my emotions.
He's not "locked in" until he shows up for his first class on Wednesday. Hopefully the skreets are wrong this time.
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« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2016, 03:10:17 PM »
That game cost me my deposit on the apartment I was living in.  As soon as Wadsden came down in the endzone, I ran down the hall, slid into the wall at the end, crashed through the sheetrock and into my bedroom closet.  Like a cartoon.

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