Who got the shittest gift?

[RottenBottom]

Whoa!  Trade ya' for the Darth Vader Helmet Toaster I scored.  What size are they?

Im just going to bet they're too small for you.  We're going to leave my shoe size at that...

[chinook]

i got a jar of testicles...initials on the lid were S.H.

i threw them in the dumpster. 

[Snaggletiger]

i got a jar of testicles...initials on the lid were S.H.

i threw them in the dumpster.

Some Sexy Hore lost his nuttz

[Pell City Tiger]

I got a 1 year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.

Actually, my worst gift was a fruitcake. I've never eaten a fruitcake. I've never expressed a desire to eat one. I chucked it out of my car window window on the ride home.

[CCTAU]

Excellent Christmas for ole CCTAU!

Not one shitty gift!

[GH2001]

I got a 1 year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.

Actually, my worst gift was a fruitcake. I've never eaten a fruitcake. I've never expressed a desire to eat one. I chucked it out of my car window window on the ride home.

You probably fed at least a few hungry, wild animals. You are a good human being for doing that. And Bernie Sanders didn't even have to force you to.

[dallaswareagle]

I got a 1 year membership in the Jelly of the Month Club.

Actually, my worst gift was a fruitcake. I've never eaten a fruitcake. I've never expressed a desire to eat one. I chucked it out of my car window window on the ride home.

That won't be good for mother earth.