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Was Chizik's
« on: January 02, 2016, 09:06:06 AM »
Was Chizik's God talk as unsettling and disturbing as the teary-eyed stuff that emanates from Chipmunk Freeze? 

He may believe that stuff at the core of his being, but it comes off as incredibly smarmy and insincere. 

"God has been so good to us..." 

After beating Alabama. After winning last night.

I guess God was taking a nap when Memphis pushed their shit it.  And maybe He was doing some stuff for Notre Dame when Arkansas lateraled their way to knocking the Rebs out of the SEC-CG. 

Freeze reminds me of the smarmy super Baptist (sorry Baptist friends) who turns out to be diddling kids or addicted to torture porn or stealing money at the bank.  I actually knew that guy.  Never failed to invoke God at every turn, Baptist deacon, oozing the cheese. Bank VP who would make lending decisions based on "faith."  And then he got canned from bank for playing the shell game.  Moving money from account to account to try to stay ahead of the cash he was stealing.  Of course he threw himself tearfully on the altar and begged forgiveness for giving in to the temptation of Satan.   

Anyway, I'm no Christian hater at all, but Freeze makes me feel like cringing. He looks so fake.
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Re: Was Chizik's
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2016, 11:17:14 AM »
Chiz must have been offering up some strange fire as Baylor rolled 600+ on the ground running the wildcat on his dudes in the Russell Athletic Audible.com Squarespace Based on the novel Push by Sapphire Bowl.
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Re: Was Chizik's
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2016, 02:44:02 PM »
Was Chizik's God talk as unsettling and disturbing as the teary-eyed stuff that emanates from Chipmunk Freeze? 

He may believe that stuff at the core of his being, but it comes off as incredibly smarmy and insincere. 

"God has been so good to us..." 

After beating Alabama. After winning last night.

I guess God was taking a nap when Memphis pushed their shit it.  And maybe He was doing some stuff for Notre Dame when Arkansas lateraled their way to knocking the Rebs out of the SEC-CG. 

Freeze reminds me of the smarmy super Baptist (sorry Baptist friends) who turns out to be diddling kids or addicted to torture porn or stealing money at the bank.  I actually knew that guy.  Never failed to invoke God at every turn, Baptist deacon, oozing the cheese. Bank VP who would make lending decisions based on "faith."  And then he got canned from bank for playing the shell game.  Moving money from account to account to try to stay ahead of the cash he was stealing.  Of course he threw himself tearfully on the altar and begged forgiveness for giving in to the temptation of Satan.   

Anyway, I'm no Christian hater at all, but Freeze makes me feel like cringing. He looks so fake.
You know just once I'd like to hear the HC say, I want to thank the players and the other coaches for their dedication, hard work and desire to compete.
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Re: Was Chizik's
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2016, 04:15:53 PM »
You know just once I'd like to hear the HC say, I want to thank the players and the other coaches for their dedication, hard work and desire to compete.

All of that ^^
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Re: Was Chizik's
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2016, 06:20:52 PM »
You know just once I'd like to hear the HC say, I want to thank the players and the other coaches for their dedication, hard work and desire to compete.

Then watch NASCAR.

You know I can't say enough about the Dupont, Wrigley, Burger King Ford today.  The crew did a fantastic job and I just want to thank Pepsi, Coke, Mountain Dew, Trojan, Summer's Eve, Massengail, Depends, Gold Bond, Musinex and the whole team.  Woo Hoo!
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Re: Was Chizik's
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2016, 11:02:17 AM »
Then watch NASCAR.

You know I can't say enough about the Dupont, Wrigley, Burger King Ford today.  The crew did a fantastic job and I just want to thank Pepsi, Coke, Mountain Dew, Trojan, Summer's Eve, Massengail, Depends, Gold Bond, Musinex and the whole team.  Woo Hoo!

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Re: Was Chizik's
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2016, 11:31:36 AM »
If you don't chew Big Red, fuck you!

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Re: Was Chizik's
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2016, 11:55:35 AM »
Basically, I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

Nope, that's just last evening's leftover Bud Light Lime.
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