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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #60 on: December 30, 2015, 02:30:06 PM »
Nearly 13 complete games of the '15 season...still no clue who the QB is, or any offensive identity. It's really bad when the goddamn PUNTER has the best looking pass among Auburn's QBs. Here's a idea, put the Punter in at QB. Can't be any worse than the shoot show on offense right now.

It's a good thing Memphis' offense decided to not show up today.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #61 on: December 30, 2015, 02:31:22 PM »
I need some advice.  Will a Mossberg Persuader or a Remington 870 make the most holes in this photo?

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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #62 on: December 30, 2015, 02:33:56 PM »
9-3 and hung like a flea. fudge Memphis right in the gentrificified downtown ass. 31-10 bitches.
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« Reply #63 on: December 30, 2015, 02:34:08 PM »
I need some advice.  Will a Mossberg Persuader or a Remington 870 make the most holes in this photo?



I'd prefer a grenade.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #64 on: December 30, 2015, 02:34:17 PM »
I need some advice.  Will a Mossberg Persuader or a Remington 870 make the most holes in this photo?



00 buckshot....and it won't matter.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #65 on: December 30, 2015, 02:35:03 PM »
I need some advice.  Will a Mossberg Persuader or a Remington 870 make the most holes in this photo?



Remove the choke from the Mossberg and you'll get plenty of spray.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #66 on: December 30, 2015, 02:36:14 PM »
It's a good thing Memphis' offense decided to not show up today.

I tend to agree with the Simp. Its a little that, but the D decided to also show up for the good guys. Best game theyve played all year. Great combo.

Id be ok with Thompson at DC if this is any indication.  We will win this one despite 3 TOs. I'll take it. Bookend the year with a win, and move on from this season....
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #67 on: December 30, 2015, 02:36:49 PM »
you'll get plenty of spray.

If ive told her that once, ive told her that a 1000 times.

Or wait, is that Simp's line?
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #68 on: December 30, 2015, 02:37:58 PM »
Nearly 13 complete games of the '15 season...still no clue who the QB is, or any offensive identity. It's really bad when the goddamn PUNTER has the best looking pass among Auburn's QBs. Here's a idea, put the Punter in at QB. Can't be any worse than the shit show on offense right now.

You are a bit jaded. This is another case of shitty play calling.

SW is good at what he does. The plays called on the INTs were not even close to his strength. Granted he did a shitty job, but since then he has done a really nice job delivering the ball.

Once Gushlee pulled their head out of their ass and started calling a game more suited to SWs strengths, the game turned. Like Stan White said, dude is a bit rusty.

If we can get JJ to learn how to be a runner, we could have a potent offense.

We have the talent, we need to figure out how to coach that talent!
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #69 on: December 30, 2015, 02:39:42 PM »
I tend to agree with the Simp. Its a little that, but the D decided to also show up for the good guys. Best game theyve played all year. Great combo.

Id be ok with Thompson at DC if this is any indication.  We will win this one despite 3 TOs. I'll take it. Bookend the year with a win, and move on from this season....
Three 3 and outs and a pick in 2nd half for Memphis up till now.
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« Reply #70 on: December 30, 2015, 02:40:09 PM »
You are a bit jaded. This is another case of shitty play calling.

SW is good at what he does. The plays called on the INTs were not even close to his strength. Granted he did a shitty job, but since then he has done a really nice job delivering the ball.

Once Gushlee pulled their head out of their ass and started calling a game more suited to SWs strengths, the game turned. Like Stan White said, dude is a bit rusty.

If we can get JJ to learn how to be a runner, we could have a potent offense.

We have the talent, we need to figure out how to coach that talent!


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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #71 on: December 30, 2015, 02:41:38 PM »
I really hope Jovon Robinson doesn't jump to the NFL after this year.
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« Reply #72 on: December 30, 2015, 02:43:18 PM »

The $64,000 statement.
A real QB coach tends to help.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #73 on: December 30, 2015, 02:44:23 PM »
Three 3 and outs and a pick in 2nd half for Memphis up till now.

yeah a D playing well will have a little to do with that. Memphis isnt self imploding. Our guys are playing very salty if you watch closely. Playing with fire. Although I would imagine here towards the end we will be giving them a lot of underneaths and go into prevent.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #74 on: December 30, 2015, 02:47:28 PM »
yeah a D playing well will have a little to do with that. Memphis isnt self imploding. Our guys are playing very salty if you watch closely. Playing with fire. Although I would imagine here towards the end we will be giving them a lot of underneaths and go into prevent.

Should check with our offense, they have that scheme down.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #75 on: December 30, 2015, 02:49:44 PM »
It's a good thing Memphis' offense decided to not show up today.
...or that Auburn has Lance Thompson as the backup DC.
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« Reply #76 on: December 30, 2015, 02:49:50 PM »
yeah a D playing well will have a little to do with that. Memphis isnt self imploding. Our guys are playing very salty if you watch closely. Playing with fire. Although I would imagine here towards the end we will be giving them a lot of underneaths and go into prevent.

It has been an odd combination today. With Cass, we got a lot of pressure. After losing Cass, there were times we got zero pressure, but had great DB coverage.

I can't remember the last time we had the front end and back end in sync like that.

Maybe LT is the answer.

But losing Lawson will make a big difference!
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #77 on: December 30, 2015, 02:50:13 PM »
Memphis really misses Justin Fuente. Their offense looks totally lost. Reminds me of the Nallsminger we went with in '03. The pieces are there, the plays are the same, but the play calling and rhythm are as off as Alex Van Halen.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #78 on: December 30, 2015, 03:01:15 PM »
Did Steele accept the DC job or is Thompson still in play?
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #79 on: December 30, 2015, 03:02:15 PM »
AU wins.
AU wins.
AU wins.

31-10.

Still have no idea who we are offensively.

I know what I would like us to be, but I'm not sure these coaches are in tune!
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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