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B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« on: December 30, 2015, 09:12:48 AM »
Looks like a rainy day in the Magic City.  Good...keep the ball on the ground and play keep away from Lynch.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2015, 09:15:11 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 30, 2015, 09:12:48 AM
Looks like a rainy day in the Magic City.  Good...keep the ball on the ground and play keep away from Lynch.

Very good point. Memphis has a shitty D. This may play into our favor big time. Run run...fucking run it. And make them do the same. WDE
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2015, 10:40:10 AM »
Sean White named the starter.

GF's skreetz remain impeccable.
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« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2015, 10:49:07 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 30, 2015, 10:40:10 AM
Sean White named the starter.

GF's skreetz remain impeccable.

This makes me happy....as long as he aint gimping around noticeably.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2015, 11:09:37 AM »
That was a one helluva kickoff!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2015, 11:54:34 AM »
So when your team sucks and your bowl sucks, you have to listen to the bull dyke...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2015, 12:06:18 PM »
Yay!  Another fucking field goal.  The 823rd of the season. 

You know, it's not even necessarily the fucking offense that needs fixing, it's the fucking red zone offense.  If we convert half the fucking field goals into touchdowns this year we're looking at nine or ten wins. 

I can't watch this any more. 
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2015, 12:08:14 PM »
The rain is causing us to slip off our blocks?
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2015, 12:10:10 PM »
Wildcat strikes again!
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2015, 12:24:24 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on December 30, 2015, 12:06:18 PM
Yay!  Another fucking field goal.  The 823rd of the season. 

You know, it's not even necessarily the fucking offense that needs fixing, it's the fucking red zone offense.  If we convert half the fucking field goals into touchdowns this year we're looking at nine or ten wins. 

I can't watch this any more.


Can somebody e-mail this to somebody on the offensive side:

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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2015, 12:27:12 PM »
D looks pretty good so far.

These commentators SUCK!!!!!!!
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2015, 12:30:09 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on December 30, 2015, 12:27:12 PM
D looks pretty good so far.

These commentators SUCK!!!!!!!

If this bitch says "Aaahbern" or "An Tap" (instead of on top)  or really much of anything else.... I might have to drive to Birmingham and stick my remote control down her throat. 

I fucking HATE her voice. 

Yes.  Still watching.  Even as I say I won't.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2015, 12:31:46 PM »
Of Auburn's 16 Redzone Field Goals this year, 9 were inside of the 10 yard line.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2015, 12:32:17 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on December 30, 2015, 12:27:12 PM
D looks pretty good so far.

These commentators SUCK!!!!!!!

If you were a commentator and you were told you had the b'ham bowl, would you do any research?
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5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2015, 12:37:41 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on December 30, 2015, 12:30:09 PM
If this bitch says "Aaahbern" or "An Tap" (instead of on top)  or really much of anything else.... I might have to drive to Birmingham and stick my remote control down her throat. 

I fucking HATE her voice. 

Yes.  Still watching.  Even as I say I won't.

No shit. Both of them are saying "Aaahbern". Oh, and I didn't know Shaq Williams is on the AU football roster.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2015, 12:39:09 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on December 30, 2015, 12:32:17 PM
If you were a commentator and you were told you had the b'ham bowl, would you do any research?

You do if you don't want to continue on commentating the Birmingham Bowl types.

D is still looking pretty good.

.....and still stupid ass offensive play calling.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2015, 12:40:53 PM »
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Quote from: The Six on December 30, 2015, 12:31:46 PM
Of Auburn's 16 Redzone Field Goals this year, 9 were inside of the 10 yard line.
Gotta have more wildcat.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2015, 12:41:19 PM »
Well. That question has been answered!
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2015, 12:47:24 PM »
10-3 in the second quarter is not a score I expected. D playing good, flying around the ball. O doing what they did all year. Look good early then start running stupid shit that kills drives.
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Re: B'ham Bowl - Game Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2015, 12:57:12 PM »
Also, Jovon Robinson running like a hellbat so he must be benched.  :puke: #GushLee
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