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Official Tank Thread of 2015

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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2015, 03:26:31 PM »

I am hoping Gus just doesn't want MSU to know. Please oh, please 5lb pound baby Jesus. 

This is my hope, a very slight, small, tiny molecule of hope but nevertheless, its hope.
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« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2015, 07:59:13 AM »
And thats the rub with most people. JJ is horrible. And the coaches are doing nothing to mitigate it. NOTHING.

Clearly they're not doing what the fans want, which is bench JJ.  I do not believe they don't know there's a problem or that they're not trying to fix it.  I just don't believe JJ is fixable, or that there is any game plan that can make him successful. 
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« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2015, 10:08:29 AM »
Clearly they're not doing what the fans want, which is bench JJ.  I do not believe they don't know there's a problem or that they're not trying to fix it.  I just don't believe JJ is fixable, or that there is any game plan that can make him successful.

If JJ comes out running like his job depends on it Saturday, I might not throw up. But if its the same ole shit, the stands will be empty before half time.

I actually think JJ played a bit better after getting hit.  The guy plays like he still has the yellow jersey on. And that is on the coaches.
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #43 on: September 22, 2015, 10:12:51 AM »
If JJ comes out running like his job depends on it Saturday, I might not throw up. But if its the same ole shoot, the stands will be empty before half time.

I actually think JJ played a bit better after getting hit.  The guy plays like he still has the yellow jersey on. And that is on the coaches.

I wonder how much of that was LSU playing it's second stringers.
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2015, 10:35:25 AM »
If JJ comes out running like his job depends on it Saturday, I might not throw up. But if its the same ole shit, the stands will be empty before half time.

I actually think JJ played a bit better after getting hit.  The guy plays like he still has the yellow jersey on. And that is on the coaches.

From what I heard through some of my friends kids that know him (so take it for a grain of salt) he was doing a lot of big talking this summer, about how great he was, and that he was gonna win the Heisman. 

He drank the kool-aid....you never drink your own kool-aid.
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #45 on: September 22, 2015, 10:36:18 AM »
I wonder how much of that was LSU playing it's second stringers.
For the first 7 I'd say none.  For the remaining 14 I'd say a lot.
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #46 on: September 22, 2015, 10:49:51 AM »
From what I heard through some of my friends kids that know him (so take it for a grain of salt) he was doing a lot of big talking this summer, about how great he was, and that he was gonna win the Heisman. 

He drank the kool-aid....you never drink your own kool-aid.


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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #47 on: September 22, 2015, 10:54:21 AM »
From what I heard through some of my friends kids that know him (so take it for a grain of salt) he was doing a lot of big talking this summer, about how great he was, and that he was gonna win the Heisman. 

He drank the kool-aid....you never drink your own kool-aid.

Bear Grylls begs to differ.
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #48 on: October 06, 2015, 09:57:10 AM »
I've heard multiple people mumbling that Jeremy Johnson will be the starter for Kentucky. I know many of you are hating the people who do joke about how bad we look, but this is where I draw the line. 

If this happens and he still sucks, I hope we get our asses kicked. Not because I want the players to get beat, but because for the first time this season with Sean at QB, I saw a team that actually had some fight in it. Either Gus is too damn prideful to see that, or he's too damn stupid. He just wasted two weeks of the season and now he pulls this going into arguably the biggest game of his career.
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #49 on: October 06, 2015, 02:10:09 PM »
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #50 on: October 07, 2015, 08:48:18 AM »
I've heard multiple people mumbling that Jeremy Johnson will be the starter for Kentucky. I know many of you are hating the people who do joke about how bad we look, but this is where I draw the line. 

If this happens and he still sucks, I hope we get our asses kicked. Not because I want the players to get beat, but because for the first time this season with Sean at QB, I saw a team that actually had some fight in it. Either Gus is too damn prideful to see that, or he's too damn stupid. He just wasted two weeks of the season and now he pulls this going into arguably the biggest game of his career.


I heard the same thing today.  God help us!!
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #51 on: October 07, 2015, 09:25:50 AM »

I heard the same thing today.  God help us!!

If the only thing Gus is going to allow his QB to do is hand off the ball or throw bubble screens....why not?
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #52 on: October 07, 2015, 11:14:09 AM »
If the only thing Gus is going to allow his QB to do is hand off the ball or throw bubble screens....why not?
Jeremy Johnson throws his bubble screens backwards on hot sunny days.
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #53 on: October 07, 2015, 11:21:08 AM »
Jeremy Johnson throws his bubble screens backwards on hot sunny days.

At least it wasn't intercepted.
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #54 on: October 07, 2015, 11:21:36 AM »
Jeremy Johnson throws his bubble screens backwards on days.


FTFY.
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #55 on: October 07, 2015, 11:28:01 AM »
At least it wasn't intercepted.


Grainy practice video that was stolen from the Ath Dept.  JJ throws interception.

   
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #56 on: December 30, 2015, 01:29:26 PM »
Why did we have to beat Kentucky and TAMU this year? 
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #57 on: December 30, 2015, 01:53:09 PM »
Why did we have to beat Kentucky and TAMU this year?

Because as fucked up as we are we should have beaten Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Arkansas and Georgia.  We could very well have beaten Alabama.

We're a nine or ten win team handcuffed by a pucker-assed offensive coordinator and a quarterback that wasn't ready for prime time (and wasn't properly prepared by the staff to handle the situation).   
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #58 on: December 30, 2015, 01:55:46 PM »
Because as fucked up as we are we should have beaten Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Arkansas and Georgia.  We could very well have beaten Alabama.

We're a nine or ten win team handcuffed by a pucker-assed offensive coordinator and a quarterback that wasn't ready for prime time (and wasn't properly prepared by the staff to handle the situation).

^^^correct assessment^^^*
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Re: Official Tank Thread of 2015
« Reply #59 on: December 30, 2015, 01:58:40 PM »
Because as fucked up as we are we should have beaten Ole Miss, Mississippi State, Arkansas and Georgia.  We could very well have beaten Alabama.


^^^^This right here, this tells you that there is talent on this team. The problem (again) is coaching. Lack of, no team prep, no give a shit.
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