Somebody please tell me the last time an Auburn defense:
1) Didn't give up big plays because people were out of position and fingerpointing after the fact
2) Didn't concede passes over the middle
3) Played a complete game from the first snap to the last
4) Didn't have a lapse that lasted at least a full quarter where it got gashed and gassed
5) Didn't let a one-legged quarterback escape for long first down runs
6) Slipped blocks and knocked the dick out of receivers on bubble screens
7) Didn't whiff on multiple tackles and allow huge gains from what should have been losses
8) Kept pressure on the quarterback even from three and four man rushes
9) Responded to multiple turnovers by turning the opposition back
10) Held an opponent to well under its season scoring and yards-gained average
11) Got off the fucking field on third down
Seriously. When?