Jay Jacobs Rumors

[Townhallsavoy]

It's at least a start:

Tony Kurre ‏@Tonethebone37  6h6 hours ago
Lots of chirping out of Auburn-"AD Jay Jacobs days are numbered"

[Kaos]

It's at least a start:

Amazing!  Tony can read message boards. 

[WiregrassTiger]

Tonethebone has never steered me wrong before.

[Townhallsavoy]

Al Del Greco supposedly didn't correct him. Though Al Del Greco never attempts to correct Tony Kure or Jay Barker.

[Buzz Killington]

Tony Kurre's still on the radios?

[Godfather]

Hey!

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Jay Jacobs, our Athletic Director, right here tonight.

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on South Donahue with all the other Auburn Employees and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?


$1 to Jarhead

[Jumbo]

That would be great.

[djsimp]

Hey!

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Jay Jacobs, our Athletic Director, right here tonight.

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on South Donahue with all the other Auburn Employees and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?


$1 to Jarhead

[Kaos]

Hey!

If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Jay Jacobs, our Athletic Director, right here tonight.

I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on South Donahue with all the other Auburn Employees and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed,http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/93249-a-scene-from-auburns-christmas-vacation ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?


$1 to Jarhead

$1 to jarhead? 

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/93249-a-scene-from-auburns-christmas-vacation

Better check the payee.

[chinook]

$1 to jarhead? 

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/93249-a-scene-from-auburns-christmas-vacation

Better check the payee.

Damn they plagerized our text group. 

[The Prowler]

$1 to jarhead? 

http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/93249-a-scene-from-auburns-christmas-vacation

Better check the payee.

...and then 2010 happened. I know, I know, if we didn't have Cam on offense or Fairley on defense, etc., etc....of course if you were to take the Heisman or Lombardi winner off any team, they'd all have trouble reaching the National Championship.

[GH2001]

...and then 2010 happened. I know, I know, if we didn't have Cam on offense or Fairley on defense, etc., etc....of course if you were to take the Heisman or Lombardi winner off any team, they'd all have trouble reaching the National Championship.

Pretty much my response ANYTIME someone brings up "but yalls jist had that ole scam nuwtuhn.....werent fur him, yalls maybe jist a 6 win team"