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Al Gore! Believe it!
« on: August 03, 2017, 12:28:40 AM »

This article explains it all!


The Arctic Ocean is warming up, icebergs are growing scarcer and in some places the seals are finding the water too hot according to a report to the Commerce Department yesterday from Consulate at Bergen,  Norway.
Reports from fishermen, seal hunters and explorers all point to a radical change in climate conditions and hitherto unheard-of temperatures in the Arctic zone.  Exploration expeditions report that scarcely any ice has been met as far north as 81 degrees 29 minutes.  Soundings to a depth of 3,100 meters showed the gulf stream still very warm.
Great masses of ice have been replaced by moraines of earth and stones, the report continued, while at many points well known glaciers have entirely disappeared.
Very few seals and no white fish are found in the eastern Arctic, while vast shoals of herring and smelts which have never before ventured so far north, are being encountered in the old seal fishing grounds.
Within a few years, it is predicted that due to the ice melt the sea will rise and make most coastal cities uninhabitable.

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Sounds appropriate in light of today's political climate, right? I neglected to mention that this report was from November 2, 1922, as reported by the AP and published in The Washington Post 95 years ago.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Al Gore! Believe it!
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2017, 09:23:02 AM »
Sample size and time frame size. Climate alarmists ignore both.
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Re: Al Gore! Believe it!
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2017, 09:34:15 AM »
It's just a matter of time, folks.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Al Gore! Believe it!
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2017, 11:31:02 AM »
It's just a matter of time, folks.

It's gettin' hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
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Re: Al Gore! Believe it!
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2017, 11:35:11 AM »
I can't believe all you pigs can't think of us common folk.
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« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2017, 11:45:25 AM »
Somebody call 911, Shawty fire burnin' on the dance floor.
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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2017, 02:23:36 PM »
I can't believe all you pigs can't think of us common folk.

I'll feed you tomorrow night
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: Al Gore! Believe it!
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2017, 02:50:54 PM »
I'll feed you tomorrow night

I down own any Bama gear.
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Re: Al Gore! Believe it!
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2017, 05:26:51 PM »
Bologna Cake

1 lb sliced bologna
2 Tbsp grated onion
1 8oz pkg cream cheese, softened
1 Tbsp worchestershire sauce
1 pkg ritz crackers

Mix softened cream cheese, onion and Worcestershire sauce.
Beat well.

Place a slice of bologna on a plate, spread cheese mix on.
Repeat process until all bologna is used.
Ice like a cake with rest of cheese mixture.

Cool in refrigerator.
Slice in thin slices and serve on crackers.
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Re: Al Gore! Believe it!
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2017, 09:48:17 PM »
Bologna Cake

1 lb sliced bologna
2 Tbsp grated onion
1 8oz pkg cream cheese, softened
1 Tbsp worchestershire sauce
1 pkg ritz crackers

Mix softened cream cheese, onion and Worcestershire sauce.
Beat well.

Place a slice of bologna on a plate, spread cheese mix on.
Repeat process until all bologna is used.
Ice like a cake with rest of cheese mixture.

Cool in refrigerator.
Slice in thin slices and serve on crackers.

Ok that's creative. Disgusting but creative.
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Re: Al Gore! Believe it!
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2017, 10:43:04 PM »
That recipe was posted in 1922 also. Bitch can't even give us an up to date recipe!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Al Gore! Believe it!
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2017, 01:16:41 PM »
The poles continually shift causing climate and sea changes.

Seal Soup

Suaasat Recipe

Cookware:

1 large stock pot
1 slotted spoon
1 shallow bowl

Ingredients:

1-1,5 kg (2-3 lb) seal meat, bone in
cold water
salt and pepper, to taste
4-5 handfuls white rice
1 large white onion, chopped
5-6 potatoes
spicy mustard

Directions:

Trim excess fat from the seal meat, leaving some on for flavor.

Fill a stock pot 2/3 full with cold water and place seal into the water.
Season with salt and pepper, and bring to a boil for 30 minutes. You will notice how the water almost instantly takes on the dark color of the meat.

The blood and fat from the seal will rise to the surface and create a foamy layer. Stir occasionally.

Add the rice and onion to the boiling pot and continue to boil for 10 minutes.

Add the potatoes and continue to boil for 20 minutes.

After approximately 1 hour total cooking time, the suaasat should be ready. Using a slotted spoon, remove the seal from the pot and place into a shallow serving dish. Serve the soup alongside the meat, and with mustard on the side.
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Re: Al Gore! Believe it!
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2017, 02:09:02 PM »
https://www.youngcons.com/commercial-fisherman-of-50-years-tells-al-gore-ocean-levels-havent-changed-since-1970/?ref=FacebookPost

The sea is rising.  The sea is rising.  The sea is rising.


No, I don't think it is.  I just checked the depth.  Yep, it's the same.  Tell me more about globaloney and the sea rising.
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Re: Al Gore! Believe it!
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2017, 03:11:56 PM »
Al Gore may create internet but Putin own it now. Praise Putin.

Go Trump!

I know all SS#'s of you pansy fags. And you boyfriends. I hack. Bitches.
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Re: Al Gore! Believe it!
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2017, 03:46:13 PM »
The sea is rising.  The sea is rising.  The sea is rising.


No, I don't think it is.  I just checked the depth.  Yep, it's the same.  Tell me more about globaloney and the sea rising.

Can I interest you in a nice big scoop of boloney cheesecake?
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« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2017, 03:57:51 PM »
Al Gore may create internet but Putin own it now. Praise Putin.

Go Trump!

I know all SS#'s of you pansy fags. And you boyfriends. I hack. Bitches.

Rusev drink vodka and have butt sex with you, Vlad.
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