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They'll Never Find Me In....Choot Him...Choot Him...

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They'll Never Find Me In....Choot Him...Choot Him...
« on: December 08, 2015, 02:43:10 PM »
foxy's dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


A suspected burglar jumped in a Florida lake apparently hiding from law enforcement before an 11-foot alligator killed him, investigators said Monday. His hand and foot reportedly turned up inside the animal's stomach.

Brevard County Sheriff's Maj. Tod Goodyear says 22-year-old Matthew Riggins told his girlfriend he would be in Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another suspect. Authorities received calls Nov. 13 about two suspicious men in black walking behind homes and investigated. Riggins was reported missing the next day.

Goodyear said sheriff's divers recovered Riggins' body 10 days later in a nearby lake, and that the injuries suggested the alligator had pulled him below the surface. "He hid in the wrong place," resident Laura Farris told Bay News 9.

Authorities said Riggins drowned and the alligator, which behaved aggressively toward divers, was trapped and euthanized.

Florida Today reports a second person was taken into custody.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: They'll Never Find Me In....Choot Him...Choot Him...
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2015, 03:28:35 PM »
foxy's dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth.


A suspected burglar jumped in a Florida lake apparently hiding from law enforcement before an 11-foot alligator killed him, investigators said Monday. His hand and foot reportedly turned up inside the animal's stomach.

Brevard County Sheriff's Maj. Tod Goodyear says 22-year-old Matthew Riggins told his girlfriend he would be in Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another suspect. Authorities received calls Nov. 13 about two suspicious men in black walking behind homes and investigated. Riggins was reported missing the next day.

Goodyear said sheriff's divers recovered Riggins' body 10 days later in a nearby lake, and that the injuries suggested the alligator had pulled him below the surface. "He hid in the wrong place," resident Laura Farris told Bay News 9.

Authorities said Riggins drowned and the alligator, which behaved aggressively toward divers, was trapped and euthanized.
Florida Today reports a second person was taken into custody.

1. Do got damn women have to know everywhere you go?
2. Bullshit, should have been left alone and crime would have gone down in that area.
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Re: They'll Never Find Me In....Choot Him...Choot Him...
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2015, 03:31:58 PM »
Back in a while, honey.  I'm going a whompin' and a whumpin' into town raiding every condo in sight.
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2015, 03:42:28 PM »
Back in a while, honey.  I'm going a whompin' and a whumpin' into town raiding every condo in sight.

I guess with inflation its now a number 24. 
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2015, 08:00:47 PM »
Back in a while, honey.  I'm going a whompin' and a whumpin' into town raiding every condo in sight.

Except the women folks, of course.
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