Being reported that....

GH2001 · « **Reply #100 on:** December 10, 2015, 10:22:24 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 10, 2015, 09:33:11 AM

If this happens, let me be the first to pay homage to a certain poster who got the info from a real person...not the interwebz.

If Kelly is named, I shall reveal that poster's identity and replace the lock screen picture on my phone with one of his massive insider penis.

Too gay?

Only if you shake it more than twice when peeing.

I wish I had that kind of insider knowledge. You guys have all the fun.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #101 on:** December 10, 2015, 11:24:18 AM »

I talked to one of my sources this a.m. I hate to be the one to break this to you guys but Muschamp is definitely going to SC.

And I'm being for real. Sorry guys.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #102 on:** December 10, 2015, 11:37:52 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on December 10, 2015, 11:24:18 AM

I talked to one of my sources this a.m. I hate to be the one to break this to you guys but Muschamp is definitely going to SC.

And I'm being for real. Sorry guys.

Damn it. I had a bad feeling about that. Thanks WT.

jmar · « **Reply #103 on:** December 10, 2015, 12:17:04 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on December 10, 2015, 11:24:18 AM

I talked to one of my sources this a.m. I hate to be the one to break this to you guys but Muschamp is definitely going to SC.

And I'm being for real. Sorry guys.

Well shit, guess I'm gonna have to change my keen avatar.

jmar · « **Reply #104 on:** December 10, 2015, 12:31:02 PM »

5 minutes ago...Noles247 thread states that Auburn has given Kelly a new recruiting pitch: I just turned down 1.4M for three years to coach you!

GH2001 · « **Reply #105 on:** December 10, 2015, 01:28:11 PM »

Quote from: jmar on December 10, 2015, 12:31:02 PM

5 minutes ago...Noles247 thread states that Auburn has given Kelly a new recruiting pitch: I just turned down 1.4M for three years to coach you!

Some are actually saying that something to the effect of 3 yrs for 4 mill is on the table at the moment. All of it guaranteed.

djsimp · « **Reply #106 on:** December 10, 2015, 01:36:03 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on December 10, 2015, 01:28:11 PM

Some are actually saying that something to the effect of 3 yrs for 4 mill is on the table at the moment. All of it guaranteed.

I missed my calling as a college football coordinator.

jmar · « **Reply #107 on:** December 10, 2015, 01:50:44 PM »

Quote from: djsimp on December 10, 2015, 01:36:03 PM

I missed my calling as a college football coordinator.

Virginia College has night classes.

GH2001 · « **Reply #108 on:** December 10, 2015, 01:54:43 PM »

Quote from: jmar on December 10, 2015, 01:50:44 PM

Virginia College has night classes.

Universaltee of Pheenix wurked for me.

CCTAU · « **Reply #109 on:** December 10, 2015, 02:18:05 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on December 10, 2015, 01:28:11 PM

Some are actually saying that something to the effect of 3 yrs for 4 mill is on the table at the moment. All of it guaranteed.

How many years has Kelly been a DC?

GH2001 · « **Reply #110 on:** December 10, 2015, 02:29:16 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on December 10, 2015, 02:18:05 PM

How many years has Kelly been a DC?

2....As a REAL DEAL FBS DC

He took over when Pruitt left. Lot of people noticed that they lost that entire Defense (that played us in the NC game) to the NFL, yet were still ranked in the Top 20 in Total Defense the next two years under him.

jmar · « **Reply #111 on:** December 10, 2015, 02:34:19 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on December 10, 2015, 02:18:05 PM

How many years has Kelly been a DC?

I think two full seasons...but he completed the course work and has a certificate. He's more than qualified to become the next millionaire at Auburn, wouldn't you agree?

The Prowler · « **Reply #112 on:** December 10, 2015, 02:35:35 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on December 10, 2015, 02:18:05 PM

How many years has Kelly been a DC?

13 years

Hell back in '94-'98 he was the OC/Passing Game & DC/Secondary Coach at Jacksonville State.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #113 on:** December 10, 2015, 02:40:34 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on December 10, 2015, 02:35:35 PM

13 years

Hell back in '94-'98 he was the OC/Passing Game & DC/Secondary Coach at Jacksonville State.

This made me snicker

GH2001 · « **Reply #114 on:** December 10, 2015, 03:13:32 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on December 10, 2015, 02:35:35 PM

13 years

Hell back in '94-'98 he was the OC/Passing Game & DC/Secondary Coach at Jacksonville State.

So that game was his fault?

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #115 on:** December 10, 2015, 03:36:09 PM »

Bitches, Kelly is from the Wiregrass region. That's all you need to know.

It means he's a badass. He can kick your ass while taking your name with his other hand. He'lll flip yo lip.

Unless he just married a girl from the Wiregrass and transplanted. Then, he could very easily be a pussy.

But he ain't. He's a real Wiregrass boy.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #116 on:** December 10, 2015, 03:53:21 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on December 10, 2015, 03:36:09 PM

Bitches, Kelly is from the Wiregrass region. That's all you need to know.

It means he's a badass. He can kick your ass while taking your name with his other hand. He'lll flip yo lip.

Unless he just married a girl from the Wiregrass and transplanted. Then, he could very easily be a pussy.

But he ain't. He's a real Wiregrass boy.

YEAH, DAMN RIGHT!!!!!

Exploding fist bump, right here. Come one.....fist bump me.

GH2001 · « **Reply #117 on:** December 10, 2015, 04:00:02 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 10, 2015, 03:53:21 PM

YEAH, DAMN RIGHT!!!!!

Exploding fist bump, right here. Come one.....fist bump me.

Ross Clark Circle bitches.

Flex.

Dobbs.

Suck it...and be jealous.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #118 on:** December 10, 2015, 04:04:41 PM »

Bitches be recognizing.

Skrate outta' Wiregrass.

Jumbo · « **Reply #119 on:** December 10, 2015, 04:23:07 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 10, 2015, 04:04:41 PM

Bitches be recognizing.

Skrate outta' Wiregrass.

That tri-state swag.