Being reported that....

[Jumbo]

Coach Kines can't stop that inside trap.

[GH2001]

Would Coach O be able to sustain the current defensive commits? I do think he could come in and keep the current D from completely tanking for the shit bowl game but in my mind the recruiting class is more important right now.

Thats his wheelhouse, so yeah.

[Godfather]

Coach Kines can't stop that inside trap.

They play pretty hard though, and the option isn't an issue.

[Buzz Killington]

He's known as a monster recruiter, so I'd bet on him holding most of the class together.

Tell 'em about it Jo Jo!

[jmar]

Would bet on Kelly (WT's boy) getting the DC job.

Up and comer.
FSU pay sucks.
Jimbo interviewed with Alleva.
Having Garner in the way won't bother him as much being he is an "Auburn man."
Nobody else gets a call.

[The Prowler]

I don't want a "Auburn man" as a DC just because he's an Auburn man, I want the best fuckin Defensive Coordinator this side of Buddy Ryan, I don't give a rat's ass where he previously coached or played. I want a coach that's mean, nasty, eats concertina wire and pisses goddamn napalm.

"Well he's not a Auburn guy..."
"Well Auburn's going to continue down the path it's headed, because we have a 'Auburn guy' as AD and he's a fuckin retard that was in charge of tickets before becoming the Athletic Director at Auburn. Coach Malzahn coached at Auburn as a OC before becoming the HC, so he's a 'Auburn guy' and he's spiraling downward because the job he's being paid to Millions to do is apparently a bit too much. Coach Rhett Lashlee coached at Auburn and then at Samford under Pat Sullivan, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his offensive play calling, along with Coach Malzahn is bad and his QBs minus Sean White are garbage. Coach Dameyune Craig played and set records at Auburn, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his receivers are horrible. Coach Rodney Garner played at Auburn, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his DL were on roller skates most of the season and if Carl Lawson hadn't come back we would've lost a couple more games."

So, about this "Auburn guy", give me the best DC out there...apparently we didn't learn from our sister school on the west side of the State when they continued running through "bama guys" for coaches.

I think the problem is the cocksucker sitting in the AD's chair.

[WiregrassTiger]

I don't want a "Auburn man" as a DC just because he's an Auburn man, I want the best fuckin Defensive Coordinator this side of Buddy Ryan, I don't give a rat's ass where he previously coached or played. I want a coach that's mean, nasty, eats concertina wire and pisses goddamn napalm.

"Well he's not a Auburn guy..."
"Well Auburn's going to continue down the path it's headed, because we have a 'Auburn guy' as AD and he's a fuckin retard that was in charge of tickets before becoming the Athletic Director at Auburn. Coach Malzahn coached at Auburn as a OC before becoming the HC, so he's a 'Auburn guy' and he's spiraling downward because the job he's being paid to Millions to do is apparently a bit too much. Coach Rhett Lashlee coached at Auburn and then at Samford under Pat Sullivan, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his offensive play calling, along with Coach Malzahn is bad and his QBs minus Sean White are garbage. Coach Dameyune Craig played and set records at Auburn, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his receivers are horrible. Coach Rodney Garner played at Auburn, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his DL were on roller skates most of the season and if Carl Lawson hadn't come back we would've lost a couple more games."

So, about this "Auburn guy", give me the best DC out there...apparently we didn't learn from our sister school on the west side of the State when they continued running through "bama guys" for coaches.

I think the problem is the cocksucker sitting in the AD's chair.

^^^This is NO WAY for an Auburn man to talk.

[AUTiger1]

I don't want a "Auburn man" as a DC just because he's an Auburn man, I want the best fuckin Defensive Coordinator this side of Buddy Ryan, I don't give a rat's ass where he previously coached or played. I want a coach that's mean, nasty, eats concertina wire and pisses goddamn napalm.

"Well he's not a Auburn guy..."
"Well Auburn's going to continue down the path it's headed, because we have a 'Auburn guy' as AD and he's a fuckin retard that was in charge of tickets before becoming the Athletic Director at Auburn. Coach Malzahn coached at Auburn as a OC before becoming the HC, so he's a 'Auburn guy' and he's spiraling downward because the job he's being paid to Millions to do is apparently a bit too much. Coach Rhett Lashlee coached at Auburn and then at Samford under Pat Sullivan, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his offensive play calling, along with Coach Malzahn is bad and his QBs minus Sean White are garbage. Coach Dameyune Craig played and set records at Auburn, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his receivers are horrible. Coach Rodney Garner played at Auburn, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his DL were on roller skates most of the season and if Carl Lawson hadn't come back we would've lost a couple more games."

So, about this "Auburn guy", give me the best DC out there...apparently we didn't learn from our sister school on the west side of the State when they continued running through "bama guys" for coaches.

I think the problem is the cocksucker sitting in the AD's chair.

What I got out of this was hire Pruitt and bring Rocker home.  I can get on that train.

[GH2001]

What I got out of this was hire Pruitt and bring Rocker home.  I can get on that train.

I didn't see Pruitt's name on the Broyles list this year.

One name I did see though was Charles Kelly.

[Snaggletiger]

I don't want a "Auburn man" as a DC just because he's an Auburn man, I want the best fuckin Defensive Coordinator this side of Buddy Ryan, I don't give a rat's ass where he previously coached or played. I want a coach that's mean, nasty, eats concertina wire and pisses goddamn napalm.

"Well he's not a Auburn guy..."
"Well Auburn's going to continue down the path it's headed, because we have a 'Auburn guy' as AD and he's a fuckin retard that was in charge of tickets before becoming the Athletic Director at Auburn. Coach Malzahn coached at Auburn as a OC before becoming the HC, so he's a 'Auburn guy' and he's spiraling downward because the job he's being paid to Millions to do is apparently a bit too much. Coach Rhett Lashlee coached at Auburn and then at Samford under Pat Sullivan, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his offensive play calling, along with Coach Malzahn is bad and his QBs minus Sean White are garbage. Coach Dameyune Craig played and set records at Auburn, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his receivers are horrible. Coach Rodney Garner played at Auburn, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his DL were on roller skates most of the season and if Carl Lawson hadn't come back we would've lost a couple more games."

So, about this "Auburn guy", give me the best DC out there...apparently we didn't learn from our sister school on the west side of the State when they continued running through "bama guys" for coaches.

I think the problem is the cocksucker sitting in the AD's chair.

What I got out of that was, Vermin's going to kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight.

[jmar]

I don't want a "Auburn man" as a DC just because he's an Auburn man, I want the best fuckin Defensive Coordinator this side of Buddy Ryan, I don't give a rat's ass where he previously coached or played. I want a coach that's mean, nasty, eats concertina wire and pisses goddamn napalm.

"Well he's not a Auburn guy..."
"Well Auburn's going to continue down the path it's headed, because we have a 'Auburn guy' as AD and he's a fuckin retard that was in charge of tickets before becoming the Athletic Director at Auburn. Coach Malzahn coached at Auburn as a OC before becoming the HC, so he's a 'Auburn guy' and he's spiraling downward because the job he's being paid to Millions to do is apparently a bit too much. Coach Rhett Lashlee coached at Auburn and then at Samford under Pat Sullivan, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his offensive play calling, along with Coach Malzahn is bad and his QBs minus Sean White are garbage. Coach Dameyune Craig played and set records at Auburn, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his receivers are horrible. Coach Rodney Garner played at Auburn, so he's a 'Auburn guy', his DL were on roller skates most of the season and if Carl Lawson hadn't come back we would've lost a couple more games."

So, about this "Auburn guy", give me the best DC out there...apparently we didn't learn from our sister school on the west side of the State when they continued running through "bama guys" for coaches.

I think the problem is the cocksucker sitting in the AD's chair.

Agree. And if we so happen to end up with Charles Kelly we all hope he turns out to be Buddy Ryan.

What is so irritating is that any DC should be able to hire his own guys.
So the caveat for any viable DC candidate is having to make an allowance for Garner.
And it's nothing against Garner who was a hot recruiter when we snatched him away from UGA, it's just that there always has to be a snag in play to fuck up the works. And as it stands, he's in the way.


 
 

[Kaos]

We've had some of the statistically worst and physically weakest defenses in Auburn history over the last seven years. 

A hairless monkey with an eczema pocked nutsack as DC couldn't be any worse than what we've been.  Can't see how it matters. 

The offense has to get unfucked  in a hurry or we could hire Ghengis Kahn and equip the defense with war clubs and it won't make any difference.

[ssgaufan]

We've had some of the statistically worst and physically weakest defenses in Auburn history over the last seven years. 

A hairless monkey with an eczema pocked nutsack as DC couldn't be any worse than what we've been.  Can't see how it matters. 

The offense has to get unfudgeed  in a hurry or we could hire Ghengis Kahn and equip the defense with war clubs and it won't make any difference.

For the bold part to change, we need to get a new SC coach, and modify our philosophy.

[GH2001]

We've had some of the statistically worst and physically weakest defenses in Auburn history over the last seven years. 

A hairless monkey with an eczema pocked nutsack as DC couldn't be any worse than what we've been.  Can't see how it matters. 

The offense has to get unfucked  in a hurry or we could hire Ghengis Kahn and equip the defense with war clubs and it won't make any difference.

Ghengis Khan...now thats a name I havent seen on most lists. A real dark horse candidate huh? Is he a 3-4 or 4-3 kinda guy?

[GH2001]

For the bold part to change, we need to get a new SC coach, and modify our philosophy.

More squats, less CrossFitting....BRO.

[Snaggletiger]

More squats, less CrossFitting....BRO.

It's a definite lack of pre-workout energy drinks and post-WOD protein shakes, bro!

[Buzz Killington]

Ghengis Khan...now thats a name I havent seen on most lists. A real dark horse candidate huh? Is he a 3-4 or 4-3 kinda guy?

He runs a 3

[chinook]

We've had some of the statistically worst and physically weakest defenses in Auburn history over the last seven years. 

A hairless monkey with an eczema pocked nutsack as DC couldn't be any worse than what we've been.  Can't see how it matters. 

The offense has to get unfucked  in a hurry or we could hire Ghengis Kahn and equip the defense with war clubs and it won't make any difference.

see snags there are advantages of not having balls. 

[AUTiger1]

I didn't see Pruitt's name on the Broyles list this year.

One name I did see though was Charles Kelly.

Maybe not, but he's beat our ass three years in a row.

[Snaggletiger]

Maybe not, but he's beat our ass three years in a row.

Well to be fair, the last 2 years, he really didn't even have to show up.