fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289

I'm going to take the other side of this one. Now granted, I don't know who this guy (author) is and he may be a flaming Bammer. But I'm not going to fault someone for saying what I've said since the day they offered this kid. A big WTF? I said it from day one. He couldn't start at FSU. He couldn't even start at JUCO. He's 4' 1" and 143 pounds soaking wet. And we offered him a QB scholly?

I totally agree with this piece. He's a fast as hell, gifted kid. And he can help us if he's in the right position on the field. Receiver? Punt returns? Whatever. But SEC quarterback?

Come on, man!

AUJarhead · « **Reply #286 on:** March 30, 2017, 11:15:05 PM »

Snags, my issue with it isn't that JF3 got moved because he wasn't a good qb, isn't with how this jackass bitch says it.

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It finally happened. John Franklin III figured out what everyone already knew for years. He can't play quarterback.

Fuck him, and I hope his wife leaves him.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #287 on:** March 30, 2017, 11:19:20 PM »

Furthermore, I hope he loses his job and has to go work at Landrys.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #288 on:** March 30, 2017, 11:24:11 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on March 30, 2017, 11:15:05 PM

Snags, my issue with it isn't that JF3 got moved because he wasn't a good qb, isn't with how this jackass bitch says it.

Fuck him, and I hope his wife leaves him.

Yep. I totally get where you're coming from. I agree with the premise of the article. But you nailed the ridiculous, unnecessary shot taken at the kid and AU. Point taken.

But, how do you know he's not good at throwing rolls?

wesfau2 · « **Reply #289 on:** March 31, 2017, 08:53:57 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 30, 2017, 11:24:11 PM

But, how do you know he's not good at throwing rolls?

Landry's = questionable seafood.

Lambert's = shitty "country" food and bread hucked at you while you're trying to eat.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #290 on:** March 31, 2017, 09:10:16 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 31, 2017, 08:53:57 AM

Landry's = questionable seafood.

Lambert's = shitty "country" food and bread hucked at you while you're trying to eat.

Snags =

Hey, they're both restaurants and the names share several, similar letters.

Godfather · « **Reply #291 on:** March 31, 2017, 09:11:43 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 31, 2017, 08:53:57 AM

Landry's = questionable seafood.

Lambert's = shitty "country" food and bread hucked at you while you're trying to eat.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #292 on:** March 31, 2017, 09:18:35 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on March 31, 2017, 09:11:43 AM

To quote Big Boi:

I spray what's on my mind to educate and entertain.

AUChizad · « **Reply #293 on:** March 31, 2017, 09:30:26 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 30, 2017, 11:24:11 PM

Yep. I totally get where you're coming from. I agree with the premise of the article. But you nailed the ridiculous, unnecessary shot taken at the kid and AU. Point taken.

That was the issue I took with it, hence why it was the only line of the article I quoted. Bitch move.

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 31, 2017, 08:53:57 AM

Landry's = questionable seafood.

Lambert's = shitty "country" food and bread hucked at you while you're trying to eat.

Also, Landry's is B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #294 on:** March 31, 2017, 11:40:13 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on March 31, 2017, 09:30:26 AM

That was the issue I took with it, hence why it was the only line of the article I quoted. Bitch move.
Also, Landry's is B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

They aren't anymore...

Godfather · « **Reply #295 on:** March 31, 2017, 02:11:24 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on March 31, 2017, 11:40:13 AM

They aren't anymore...

I hear Dreamland is Epic and B.A.N.A.N.A.S, although I can't say that I have been asked to cease and desist.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #296 on:** March 31, 2017, 02:18:26 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on March 31, 2017, 02:11:24 PM

I hear Dreamland is Epic and B.A.N.A.N.A.S, although I can't say that I have been asked to cease and desist.

The place is going down hill. I heard they're under new management.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #297 on:** March 31, 2017, 03:06:55 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2017, 02:18:26 PM

The place is going down hill. I heard they're under new management.

I hear they are hiring. If you are interested, ~~I can get the guy to contact you~~. **edit** nevermind

Godfather · « **Reply #298 on:** March 31, 2017, 03:11:49 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 31, 2017, 02:18:26 PM

The place is going down hill. I heard they're under new management.

They just opened, and already under new management? bammers!

Kaos · « **Reply #299 on:** April 10, 2017, 01:30:34 PM »

We've always had Bo Jackson, the greatest player in the history of Tecmo Bowl.

A few weeks ago, some dude on the West Coast did a Tecmo version of Chris Davis' return against Bama in 2013.

Al.com? Upset that there's nothing Tecmo from the Tide commissions a poll, picks five plays in Bammer history and demands the guy create Tecmo versions of those plays. He doesn't know what asshats they are, so he does it.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2017/04/watch_five_of_greatest_alabama.html#incart_river_home

FUCK them.