fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289

[Kaos]

And... here we go again. 

Amid all the huffing on Lane Kiffin and how awesome Bama is at everything is this floating turd of an article.


Could 5-star Auburn commit Calvin Ashley flip?!?!

All it needed was an OMG! before it. 

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2016/12/could_5-star_auburn_commit_cal.html#incart_river_home_pop

He took a visit to Maryland!  He enjoyed himself!  Oh NOES!!  He didn't respond to an al.com request for an interview. 

He may well change his mind. And if so?  Breathless garbage like this has a part in it.

[Kaos]

More BS.

Coach leaves.  Al.com speed dials recruits.

OMGeeee!  Coach left.  We need a comment. What other schools are you now considering? We know this has to concern you.  How much does this impact you? A lot, right? Has to, doesn't it?

[Token]

More BS.

Coach leaves.  Al.com speed dials recruits.

OMGeeee!  Coach left.  We need a comment. What other schools are you now considering? We know this has to concern you.  How much does this impact you? A lot, right? Has to, doesn't it?

There was a time when we all got tired of players pulling stupid shit with their commitments.  We've now evolved into players wanting to be left alone and media trying their best to fabricate bullshit.  I feel bad for 17-18 year old kids having to put up with the relentless bullshit.

[The Prowler]

More BS.

Coach leaves.  Al.com speed dials recruits.

OMGeeee!  Coach left.  We need a comment. What other schools are you now considering? We know this has to concern you.  How much does this impact you? A lot, right? Has to, doesn't it?

Shockingly there weren't any articles that had the same doom and gloom/program is in the dumpster because a coach left, when Kiffin left...or when any bama assistants in the past left. Same old garbage bama dot com media, doing everything they can to help recruit against Auburn.

[Kaos]

Today:

If one thing was for certain coming away from the Under Armour All-America Media Day, Henderson made it be known that Auburn is no longer in the mix for his services, as the Tigers lost his main recruiter, Wesley McGriff. He took an official visit to Auburn in the fall.


**sigh**

[Buzz Killington]

There was a time when we all got tired of players pulling stupid shoot with their commitments.  We've now evolved into players wanting to be left alone and media trying their best to fabricate bullshoot.  I feel bad for 17-18 year old kids having to put up with the relentless bullshoot.

^^^This^^^

[Townhallsavoy]

Flip the teams here. Auburn fires a coordinator a few days before it's biggest game of the season. Think AL.com publishes an article like this about it?

Giving them goat aids is taking too long. Just give them the needle.

Lane Kiffin's awkward departure sure seems like unnecessary drama a week away from Alabama's national championship game against Clemson. It may look, smell and taste like Nick Saban's worst nightmare: A distraction at the worst possible time. Pfffft.

It's all part of The Process. Yep. Sometimes even chaos wears khakis.

This move is Saban's coolest, riskiest call since the onside kick against Clemson in last year's championship game. That one worked out pretty well. It made Saban smile.

Clemson has an even better team this year than last year's 45-40 group. And it's psyched for revenge. Kicking a distracted Kiffin out the door was this year's onside kick in the pants to his team - a week in advance. Get focused, y'all.

Lane Kiffin's departure didn't throw a monkey wrench into The Process. His weird departure was part of The Process.

We're all part of The Process.

http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/2017/01/awkward_kiffin_exit_a_brillian.html#incart_river_home

[Snaggletiger]

Flip the teams here. Auburn fires a coordinator a few days before it's biggest game of the season. Think AL.com publishes an article like this about it?

Giving them goat aids is taking too long. Just give them the needle.

http://www.al.com/opinion/index.ssf/2017/01/awkward_kiffin_exit_a_brillian.html#incart_river_home

^^^This be the gospel^^^

[Godfather]

That might be the best blowjob Saban has ever gotten. 

[Snaggletiger]

That might be the best blowjob Saban has ever gotten.

It made Saban smile.

[AUChizad]

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2017/01/watch_alabamas_ryan_anderson_d.html

Headline:


Video does not match the headline.



 

I'll bet it got them some cicks though...

[Godfather]

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2017/01/watch_alabamas_ryan_anderson_d.html

Headline:


Video does not match the headline.



 

I'll bet it got them some cicks though...

I believe that's Leff he did get beat but hardly a DOMINATION.  Whatever al.com

[Snaggletiger]

You're the QB.  You take the snap in the shotgun.  How many seconds do you have to throw?  Dominate?

[wesfau2]

I believe that's Leff he did get beat but hardly a DOMINATION.  Whatever al.com

Cole Cubelic disagrees:

https://twitter.com/colecubelic/status/824765010920497152

[Godfather]

Cole Cubelic disagrees:

https://twitter.com/colecubelic/status/824765010920497152

Cole would know better than I would.  I was using the "eye" test, I thought he did fine I didn't count the seconds but it seemed a bit short and like I said hardly domination.

[AUChizad]

You're the QB.  You take the snap in the shotgun.  How many seconds do you have to throw?  Dominate?

^^^

[Saniflush]

You're the QB.  You take the snap in the shotgun.  How many seconds do you have to throw?  Dominate?

A normal QB or one of ours?

[jmar]

You get less than three Mississi...holy shit!

[Buzz Killington]

YAWL WATCH AT OL RYAN ANDERSEEEN GET AT 'OL BARNER!

[Snaggletiger]

A normal QB or one of ours?

Well normal, of course.