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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #160 on: August 26, 2016, 04:29:20 PM »
No, but there was a sociopathic truck driver named Sea Bass on Dumb and Dumber.

John Hammond serves Chilean Sea Bass at Jurassic Park...spared no expense.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #161 on: August 26, 2016, 07:05:37 PM »
John Hammond serves Chilean Sea Bass at Jurassic Park...spared no expense.

No one can properly cook Sea Bass on Hell's Kitchen. It throws Gordon Ramsay into a profanity laced fit of rage.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #162 on: August 28, 2016, 12:54:26 PM »
They are just going to keep blowing AJ McCarron until their jaws fall off. 

"HOW MANY NFL TEAMS WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH AJ AT QB??!?!"

What's even more mind blowing is that they somehow conclude that:

Chicago.  AJ over Cutler
Cleveland. AJ over Griffin III
Dallas. AJ over Romo/Dak
Denver. AJ over Sanchez/Lynch/Sieman
LA (Rams). AJ over Goff.  And Mark "I'll stop blowing Saban" Inabit says that if AJ was a Ram, they wouldn't have had to "waste" the #1 pick in the draft.
Jets. AJ over Fitzpatrick (because then the Jets wouldn't have had a contract dispute with Fitz this clown says)
Eagles. AJ over Bradford.
San Fran. AJ over Gabbert/Fuckhole Muslim bitch who needs to GTFO of the country and stay out


8 teams 1/4%.  Better off with McDouchean.

Of that list I can only see one that I'd necessarily agree with
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #163 on: August 29, 2016, 08:57:26 AM »
Top news story if the day!1!

Bahr Bryant switchin to tha WISHBOAN!!!

Seriously.  Top story of the day on al.com.  It's a video, nearly five minutes. 


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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #164 on: August 29, 2016, 09:01:06 AM »
They are just going to keep blowing AJ McCarron until their jaws fall off. 

"HOW MANY NFL TEAMS WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITH AJ AT QB??!?!"

What's even more mind blowing is that they somehow conclude that:

Chicago.  AJ over Cutler
Cleveland. AJ over Griffin III
Dallas. AJ over Romo/Dak
Denver. AJ over Sanchez/Lynch/Sieman
LA (Rams). AJ over Goff.  And Mark "I'll stop blowing Saban" Inabit says that if AJ was a Ram, they wouldn't have had to "waste" the #1 pick in the draft.
Jets. AJ over Fitzpatrick (because then the Jets wouldn't have had a contract dispute with Fitz this clown says)
Eagles. AJ over Bradford.
San Fran. AJ over Gabbert/Fuckhole Muslim bitch who needs to GTFO of the country and stay out


8 teams 1/4%.  Better off with McDouchean.

Of that list I can only see one that I'd necessarily agree with

Well, did he cum?!?!
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #165 on: August 29, 2016, 09:03:55 AM »
Well, did he cum?!?!
Jesus CHRIST Man, there are some things you just don't talk about in public.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #166 on: September 09, 2016, 01:54:31 PM »
They are doing this shit on purpose just to fuck with people. 

They rank the country's best fight songs.  That one from UA that sounds like two drunk hippos farting declarations of lust is in at #3. 

War Eagle?  Oh, it makes 'best of the state's rest' behind Rammer Jammer. 

One day. 

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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #167 on: September 09, 2016, 03:32:27 PM »
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #168 on: October 27, 2016, 04:50:28 PM »
Lest we forget.

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2016/10/almost_5000_auburn_students_di.html#incart_river_mobileshort_home_pop


Students didn't go to game. Crowds are tiny.  Sellouts are not sold out.   I guess we need Saban to curse the fanbase  out. 
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #169 on: October 27, 2016, 05:08:51 PM »
You're not going to get an argument from me on why they feel the need to slip in as much negative crap as possible on Auburn.  However, I have to admit Saturday at JHS, I was asking the same question.  Never seen the student section so empty for a game like that. 
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #170 on: October 27, 2016, 05:30:38 PM »
You're not going to get an argument from me on why they feel the need to slip in as much negative crap as possible on Auburn.  However, I have to admit Saturday at JHS, I was asking the same question.  Never seen the student section so empty for a game like that.

Fuck's sake.

Students are reliably, historically late (except the pledges).

This game was out of hand in the first goddamned quarter.  So the kids didn't bother showing up.

Some of y'all would truly bitch about a blow job.

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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #171 on: October 27, 2016, 05:35:21 PM »
Fuck's sake.

Students are reliably, historically late (except the pledges).

This game was out of hand in the first goddamned quarter.  So the kids didn't bother showing up.

Some of y'all would truly bitch about a blow job.

well you did bite this one time and it did hurt.  so yeah i'm going to bitch just a little...kitty cat. 
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #172 on: October 27, 2016, 05:37:56 PM »
Fuck's sake.

Students are reliably, historically late (except the pledges).

This game was out of hand in the first goddamned quarter.  So the kids didn't bother showing up.

Some of y'all would truly bitch about a blow job.

I've had blow jobs I bitched about when the teeth got too involved.  Not at the time, but afterwards. 

Who's bitching?  The student section was noticeably empty and I wondered, pondered aloud even, what the reason may be. 
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #173 on: October 27, 2016, 08:08:31 PM »
Never get a blow job from a chick wearing braces.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #174 on: October 27, 2016, 09:22:17 PM »
Fuck's sake.

Students are reliably, historically late (except the pledges).

This game was out of hand in the first goddamned quarter.  So the kids didn't bother showing up.

Some of y'all would truly bitch about a blow job.

Going to have to disagree here. Auburn's student section is known for getting there early.

I know it's just a pop piece, but here's what ESPN said a few years ago:

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5. Auburn: LSU might have the nation's best night atmosphere, but Auburn's student section is something special when it's time to play under the lights. From all those "War Eagle" chants to even more pom-poms than the kids know what to do with, Auburn's students know how to create an amazing atmosphere inside Jordan-Hare. All that blue-(navy)-and-orange movement from the students, who don't know how to stay quiet during games, will leave you dizzy if you're sporting the wrong colors. It's a section that arrives early and will drown you in its cheers for four quarters. One cool tradition this student section has after scores is chucking the football out of the stadium. Pretty cool.

http://www.espn.com/blog/colleges/auburn/post/_/id/3048/the-secs-top-five-student-sections

The SGA did make some changes to student ticket policy as can be seen here:

http://wp.auburn.edu/sga/wp-content/uploads/Ticketing-Policy-Document.pdf

The SGA changes might explain why the student section was thin.

However, it doesn't explain why the upper deck was practically empty in the corners. I was in section 15, row 53 under the jumbotron and there were easily 25 empty seats in eye sight.

Only thing I can think is that a lot of fans gave up on this season and made other plans for that Saturday prior to the Miss State game? Now that we're good again, they'll come back.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #175 on: October 27, 2016, 09:30:30 PM »
Never get a blow job from a chick wearing braces.

Been there.  Had zero complaints.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #176 on: October 27, 2016, 09:37:08 PM »
Been there.  Had zero complaints.

Kudos on your gentle technique.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #177 on: October 27, 2016, 09:47:06 PM »
Been there.  Had zero complaints.
They must have been those newfangled invisiline braces. Those old school tin grin models were pure hell.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #178 on: October 27, 2016, 11:17:59 PM »
The key here is...and I think we can all agree...you only complain later to your buddies or on a message board.  But, at the time, you compliment on how awesome that was and move on to softer, wetter endeavors.
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Re: fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289
« Reply #179 on: October 28, 2016, 01:39:01 AM »
Kudos on your gentle technique.

Your Woopig is showing.
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