fudge al.com in the mouf with a goat aids infected richard, part 3,289

[Buzz Killington]

She fucked Lumbergh?

[wesfau2]

She fucked Lumbergh?

He's only my unholy pig of a boss.

[dallaswareagle]

She fucked Lumbergh?

He's only my unholy pig of a boss.

[Kaos]

Auburn beat writer Eeyore Marshmallow at it again. 

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2016/02/shon_coleman_will_struggle_as_nfl_rookie_mike_mayock.html#incart_river_mobileshort_home_pop

The same clueless fuck who said cam sucked now says shon will "struggle".

Thank the lord marshmallow made sure to let us know what Mike May(ilickyour)cock had to say.

[Kaos]

Sometimes it's subtle. 

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/03/richard_shelby_wins_alabama_se.html#incart_river_mobileshort_home

Forbes names Auburn the best college in the state.  The headline on al.com is now buried halfway down the page and reads only "Alabama's best college" with a generic picture of a cap and gown.  No reference to Auburn at all.  You have to open the article to find out.  Were the other school selected?  It would have been played differently.

Among the articles placed above this in the al.com hierarchy?

Bama players name new faces to watch
Inside bamas busy offseason of staff changes
12 things you might not know about Popeyes
Alabamas best pizza
Gus Malzahn has to earn it
Josh Bynes working for NFL future
When is the next republican debate

[Snaggletiger]

Aasaannd an article on the AUBURN page letting us know that dot  I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. readers think Lord Saybinz and Squeaky Johnson are the best football/basketball duo in the SEC. 

[Kaos]

Nick Saban stops suicide by staring it down. 

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/03/how_2_calls_from_nick_saban_ki.html#incart_river_mobileshort_home

That Casagrande is such a fawning fanboy.  What a sycophantic douche. 

[WiregrassTiger]

Nick Saban stops suicide by staring it down. 

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/03/how_2_calls_from_nick_saban_ki.html#incart_river_mobileshort_home

That Casagrande is such a fawning fanboy.  What a sycophantic douche.

Yeah, big deal. Gus can get shit done too. Like, he rarely has to wait that long at Waffle House. Granted, he hasn't gone much lately but still.

[Godfather]

Yeah, big deal. Gus can get shit done too. Like, he rarely has to wait that long at Waffle House. Granted, he hasn't gone much lately but still.

Gus may cause some suicides if he doesn't get shit turned around.  (Translation: See dwe)

[dallaswareagle]

Gus may cause some suicides if he doesn't get shit turned around.  (Translation: See dwe)

If he would quit hating me I'd be alright. 

[Kaos]

Sometimes it's subtle. 

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/03/richard_shelby_wins_alabama_se.html#incart_river_mobileshort_home

Forbes names Auburn the best college in the state.  The headline on al.com is now buried halfway down the page and reads only "Alabama's best college" with a generic picture of a cap and gown.  No reference to Auburn at all.  You have to open the article to find out.  Were the other school selected?  It would have been played differently.

Among the articles placed above this in the al.com hierarchy?

Bama players name new faces to watch
Inside bamas busy offseason of staff changes
12 things you might not know about Popeyes
Alabamas best pizza
Gus Malzahn has to earn it
Josh Bynes working for NFL future
When is the next republican debate

Remember how I said it would have been played differently? 

An Alabama law school outdoes Vanderbilt, Yale and Columbia in key statistic
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/03/an_alabama_law_school_outdoes.html#incart_river_home_pop

The University of Alabama School of Law has turned out governors, Congressmen and a host of other movers and shakers. And, at least when it comes to one key ranking, the UA School of Law tops some of the nation's largest law schools, including several at Ivy League institutions.


The difference in tone and presentation is EGREGIOUS. 

[Kaos]

Remember how I said it would have been played differently? 

An Alabama law school outdoes Vanderbilt, Yale and Columbia in key statistic
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/03/an_alabama_law_school_outdoes.html#incart_river_home_pop

The University of Alabama School of Law has turned out governors, Congressmen and a host of other movers and shakers. And, at least when it comes to one key ranking, the UA School of Law tops some of the nation's largest law schools, including several at Ivy League institutions.


The difference in tone and presentation is EGREGIOUS.

Some college in the state was named the best by Forbes.  Who cares.

But the UA Law School?  It's the most amazing thing ever.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/03/2_more_things_you_probably_did.html#incart_river_home

[oldautiger]

Remember how I said it would have been played differently? 

An Alabama law school outdoes Vanderbilt, Yale and Columbia in key statistic
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/03/an_alabama_law_school_outdoes.html#incart_river_home_pop

The University of Alabama School of Law has turned out governors, Congressmen and a host of other movers and shakers. And, at least when it comes to one key ranking, the UA School of Law tops some of the nation's largest law schools, including several at Ivy League institutions.

The difference in tone and presentation is EGREGIOUS.

Guess that explains why the state is among the bottom of the barrel in just about every category that counts.   Except the "We'uns gots 35 nasunal champeens" mentality.

[Kaos]

It's almost Easter.  In honor of the holiday, al.com blows Trent Richardson. 

Here's a ridiculous puff piece about his "rise to the NFL"

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2016/03/inside_trent_richardsons_rise.html#incart_river_home_pop

Problem?  He's "talked" to the Ravens.  The team is excited to see what he could maybe do.  He worked out for them and they passed on him already, but might give him a shot to make the team. 

Seriously?  They could write this same story about Chizad or Prowler or GoatBoy.  He's going to be given a chance to try out. 

Amazing. 

It's worth a lengthy knob slob. 

[The Six]

Auburn legend (and first scholarship minority player) James Owens passed away. You'd never know it looking at the front page of Al.com though. You have to navigate to the Auburn football page for it. Kevin Turner (RIP) got the royal treatment. Then again, he's a white guy and he played for The Universitah.

[Kaos]

Here we go again.   Auburn A-Day was today. 

Here's what AL.com shows:

Starters prevail 19-10, offense struggles on third down (1)
See photos of fans (1)
Watch Franklin throw 40-yard bomb
Attendance lowest of Malzahn era (1)
Watch Jeremy Johnson's 8-yard TD pass
See photos of fans (2)
Carlton Davis held out
Key recruits at Auburn today
2-Minute Drill: What we learned
Attendance low (2)
Offense struggles (2)



Also:
Notes from Alabama's scrimmage
Notable numbers from Alabama's scrimmage
Ladarius Cowans flips to Alabama from FSU (1)
What Nick Saban said after scrimmage
Alabama's rising star at running back has second great scrimmage
Four star linebacker flips from FSU to Alabama (2  - second story on the same thing with a different headline)
Is Bo Scarbrough the next Derrick Henry?  Team thinks so


Decidedly negative toward AL, sunshine and roses up the Tahd ass. 

Same today as yesterday.

[Kaos]

It's almost Easter.  In honor of the holiday, al.com blows Trent Richardson. 

Here's a ridiculous puff piece about his "rise to the NFL"

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2016/03/inside_trent_richardsons_rise.html#incart_river_home_pop

Problem?  He's "talked" to the Ravens.  The team is excited to see what he could maybe do.  He worked out for them and they passed on him already, but might give him a shot to make the team. 

Seriously?  They could write this same story about Chizad or Prowler or GoatBoy.  He's going to be given a chance to try out. 

Amazing. 

It's worth a lengthy knob slob.

The slobbering over Richardson continues unabated.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/04/how_much_is_trent_richardsons.html#incart_river_home_pop

How much is Richardson's new contract worth? 

The answer is ZERO.  It's worth nothing.  Not a dime unless he somehow emerges out of the pack of six backs -- two former starters -- vying for spots. 

Most teams only keep four backs on the 53-man roster and one of those is usually a fullback.

Justin Forsett is a guarantee keep.  Richardson's not displacing him.
Kyle Juszczyk is the Raven's fullback.  Richardson's not bumping him. 
Buck Allen started six games last season when Forsett was hurt.  Richardson won't take his spot.

So let's assume that Baltimore keeps five RBs, one above the norm.  That means Richardson has to be the best or second best of the remaining four backs competing for a spot. 

Terrance West had a good rookie season with Cleveland, but struggled some last year.  Still had 230+ yards for Baltimore in limited duty. 

Lorenzo Taliaferro was out most of last year with an injury, but had almost 300 yards as a rookie with the Ravens. 

Terrance Magee was a rookie last season and on the practice squad. 

This is the same Trent Richardson that the Raiders wasted $600,000 on when he couldn't even make it out of training camp.  But.... al.com has gushed over this worthless bag of shit repeatedly over the summer. 

Richardson was on the juice at Alabama.  When he can't do it the NFL, he can't produce. 

Speaking of?  Seen Barry Bonds lately?  Since has no need for the PEDs now, he's shrunk back to something like the size he was back in Pittsburgh in the 90s.  I barely recognized him.

[Pell City Tiger]

tRent is the biggest bust since Jamarcus Russell.

[Kaos]

This may be the worst one ever in terms of bama bobo honking.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2016/04/near-fight_with_jameis_winston.html#incart_river_home_pop

Synopsis:
Assclown Bama signee playing in a 7 on 7 tournament against Jameis Winston gets beaten for a TD.  Jameis clowns at him a little.  Assclown Bama signee cheap shots a receiver, igniting a benches-clearing shoving match. 

The behavior of this asshole is lauded by al.com as a shining example of his intensity and competitiveness.

Another great example?  When he was a senior in high school a freshman kept running a few yards after a "thud drill"  This wonderful young man chased him down and body slammed him. 

"The little freshman didn't run 10 yards after being tagged off anymore after that," his douchebag Bama licking fuckhole former coach Glen Vickery said while laughing. "But Ryan's always been that way, and he brought other players to that level for us. Ryan's intensity lifted other players up and his work habits. And I'm telling you, when Ryan said 'Let's go,' they got in line. He was that kind of guy."

What would the story be had Kris Frost cheap shotted a receiver and assaulted a freshman....

I fucking hate al.com. 

[GH2001]

Some college in the state was named the best by Forbes.  Who cares.

But the UA Law School?  It's the most amazing thing ever.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/03/2_more_things_you_probably_did.html#incart_river_home

Did you quote your own quote that quoted your post?

F'n A!