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Uterus Flicks
« on: December 02, 2015, 04:40:41 PM »
Okay, what sappy movies, chick flicks, love stories will you watch every time they come on...that you would never tell anyone about.....but you're about to tell on yourself for right now? For me:

Pretty Woman.  Because the damn thing is funny and I want to be Richard Gere in that movie.

You've Got Mail:  I have no explanation other than I love most anything Hanks is in.  Besides that, watching that movie defies logic.  But, I watch.

Officer and a Gentleman.  Because I want to be with Richard Gere.  What? I love gerbils.  Plus, despite it being a love story, it gave us classic lines like, "Only two things come from Oklahoma..."  and "Did you see that bodacious set of ta-tas"


Alright, come on.  Fess' up.
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2015, 04:45:24 PM »
I think my testosterone levels are dropping lately because every time I turn around the skirt is watching another Hallmark movie.  I try to resist, but there's always some former sitcom or drama star on there and I end up watching for an hour trying to remember what show I knew her from.  By the time it hits me, I'm involved.  I hate myself.
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2015, 05:01:43 PM »
I think my testosterone levels are dropping lately because every time I turn around the skirt is watching another Hallmark movie.  I try to resist, but there's always some former sitcom or drama star on there and I end up watching for an hour trying to remember what show I knew her from.  By the time it hits me, I'm involved.  I hate myself.

This time of year is the worst. It's always a Christmas love story and you go, "How stupid is that? It's always the same old story where she's come back to live in her home town and is depressed because it's Christmas time and she doesn't think she'll ever find love again and then she meets Matt Sinclair in the book store, who used to be married to her best friend until they got divorced and ever since, Matt's wondered if he'll find love again and..."

Honey, do we have any of that popcorn left?
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2015, 05:08:05 PM »
Bunch of beta males.

I like the movie Love Actually
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Re: Uterus Flicks
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2015, 05:13:43 PM »
The Goodbye Girl. :haha:
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2015, 05:22:26 PM »
Okay, what sappy movies, chick flicks, love stories will you watch every time they come on...that you would never tell anyone about.....but you're about to tell on yourself for right now? For me:

Pretty Woman.  Because the damn thing is funny and I want to be Richard Gere in that movie.

You've Got Mail:  I have no explanation other than I love most anything Hanks is in.  Besides that, watching that movie defies logic.  But, I watch.

Officer and a Gentleman.  Because I want to be with Richard Gere.  What? I love gerbils.  Plus, despite it being a love story, it gave us classic lines like, "Only two things come from Oklahoma..."  and "Did you see that bodacious set of ta-tas"


Alright, come on.  Fess' up.

Some of those are doable although you are still a big estrogen filled faggot

But lifetime movies should be banned. Middle class white woman angst. Sheesh.
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2015, 05:23:20 PM »
Bunch of beta males.

I like the movie Love Actually

Some of those old movies are only on beta.
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Re: Uterus Flicks
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2015, 12:05:44 AM »
Lone Survivor
Blackhawk Down
Zero Dark Thirty
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2015, 03:01:04 AM »
Crazy, stupid, love.
10 things I hate about you.
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2015, 08:11:00 AM »
Lone Survivor
Blackhawk Down
Zero Dark Thirty

I like the way you think.

But you left out FMJ.
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2015, 08:59:48 AM »

Zero Dark Thirty

That one makes me cry
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2015, 09:05:50 AM »
I like the way you think.

But you left out FMJ.

I only included movies about pussies.  FMJ is Marines.
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2015, 09:55:32 AM »
Debbie Does Dallas is a great chick flick
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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2015, 09:56:17 AM »
But lifetime movies should be banned. Middle class white woman angst. Sheesh.
Lifetime the channel for women - always showing women getting beaten.
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Re: Uterus Flicks
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2015, 09:57:24 AM »
I only included movies about pussies.  FMJ is Marines.

Good answer...good answer.
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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2015, 01:33:26 PM »
I only included movies about pussies.  FMJ is Marines.

You're bout to get cut with my Rambo knife.
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2015, 01:45:00 PM »
You're bout to get cut with my Rambo knife.

Dude called the Blackhawk Down guys pussies. Hardcore.
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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2015, 03:02:18 PM »
"A league of their own"!
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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2015, 03:34:16 PM »
"A league of their own"!

Rosie prolly has a bigger dick than all of us.
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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2015, 04:06:25 PM »
Brokeback Mountain.  Every time that comes on I grab a big ole bag of Cheetos and a bottle of hand lo......wait.... I mean EEEWWWWWWW...






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