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Thoughts - Week This Season Pretty Much Sucks for Everyone

Thoughts - Week This Season Pretty Much Sucks for Everyone
« on: November 22, 2015, 09:25:51 AM »
Who is having fun right now?

- Not Auburn, we know. We're now assured to finish dead last in the SEC West. A miraculous upset of Alabama would obviously be a sweet finish to the season, but even if we beat Alabama 49-0, there are still glaring issues that seem to plague the program every year.

- Not LSU. Three weeks ago, they were making a case for being the #1 team in the country. They had the guaranteed Heisman winner, a player that was being discussed as a potential member of the Bo/Herschel club. Now they're calling for a new head coach, and they may have a good argument for it. Blown out against Alabama, Arkansas, and Ole Miss has ended their season on a bitter note.

- Not Arkansas. Maybe Arkansas. They seem to have very low expectations, but right when they felt like they were turning the corner, their fat ogre coach goes conservative and loses the game against Miss State. They are and always will be a perennial 6-7 win team, and I think last night really solidified that in their minds.

- Not Miss State. They're putting all their eggs in the Egg Bowl basket, but I doubt they beat Ole Miss. Miss State caught fire one season and have had a lot of fun with Dak Prescott at QB, but Dak leaves this year. No chance at a good bowl. No chance they beat the better teams in the SEC in the upcoming years. But you know, if they're honest with themselves, they would be happy right now. An 8 win season is an incredible season for that program.

- Not Ole Miss. They need a terrible Auburn team to beat a great Alabama team for this season to be salvaged. An embarrassing loss to what is a now exposed Memphis team has soured this season for them. Ole Miss had national championship hopes. Now they're back to hoping for a decent bowl game if they can win the Egg Bowl.

- Not Florida. Oh sure, they've had a good season, but you know they hate this right now. Nearly lost to Vanderbilt and should have lost to FAU. They're going to lose to Florida State and then get bounced by Alabama in the SEC championship game.

- Not Georgia. They too had championship hopes this season, and like LSU (almost exactly like LSU) are now hoping to fire their long time coach. They needed overtime to beat Georgia Southern. They can look at their 8 and probably 9 wins this season and not see one quality win for the year.

- Not Tennessee, Kentucky, Vanderbilt, Texas A&M, South Carolina, or Missouri.

- Alabama is having fun. A potential Heisman candidate at running back. The nation's best defense. A quarterback that sucks but has learned to not make mistakes.

Idaho, Youdaho

- I watched a bit of the game. Saw a lot of similarities to how we've been playing the past few weeks. Robinson looked great again. Johnson has been able to limit committing game-losing mistakes. I know 34 points were scored, but I think I read that 17 of those were against our scout team late in the game.

Next Week

- I don't think this will be a blowout, at least not for most of the game. Alabama may keep their foot on the gas pedal in the 4th just to spite us. Maybe not.

- Alabama's offense isn't that good. They run Henry behind their great offensive line and throw some short passes to keep the defense honest. I think we'll stack the box and keep Henry in check for a while until we wear down.

- Their defense is going to annihilate us. Our offense is predictable and extremely limited in personnel. Robinson will have to have a heroic day just to keep us in the game.

- I think the score is kinda close at the half. Say 17-3 or something. Probably finishes 31-10.
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Re: Thoughts - Week This Season Pretty Much Sucks for Everyone
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2015, 09:54:48 AM »
Had a great time on a football Saturday on teh Planes.  Got really tired of watching the Vandals go on long, sustained drives against our #1 defense.  Got tired of watching zero pressure on their QB until the 3's were in the game.  Otherwise, good times.  Get ready to load up and head to God's country again this weekend. 
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Re: Thoughts - Week This Season Pretty Much Sucks for Everyone
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2015, 10:55:03 AM »
I'm tired of myself, tired of this town.
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Re: Thoughts - Week This Season Pretty Much Sucks for Everyone
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2015, 11:35:02 AM »
I'm tired of myself, tired of this town.
You gotta put on your party dress Jumbo.
That'll cheer you up.
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Re: Thoughts - Week This Season Pretty Much Sucks for Everyone
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2015, 03:02:26 PM »
- Not Arkansas. Maybe Arkansas. They seem to have very low expectations, but right when they felt like they were turning the corner, their fat ogre coach goes conservative and loses the game against Miss State. They are and always will be a perennial 6-7 win team, and I think last night really solidified that in their minds.
Could not believe that shit.  You get to the 20, have arguably the best QB in the SEC, and you're just going to sit on it and rely on your kicker?  That's fucking stupid.  Throw your high percentage short routes and go get a TD.  It's not like Miss. State had stopped them in the second half up to that point.

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- Alabama's offense isn't that good. They run Henry behind their great offensive line and throw some short passes to keep the defense honest. I think we'll stack the box and keep Henry in check for a while until we wear down.
Mississippi State had the same philosophy.  The reason Henry had so many long runs against them was because they were putting 9-10 guys in the box and would overshoot their gaps.  LSU was putting everyone in the box too.  Once he got past the LOS, it was just open field.  I do doubt that Henry will have 100 yards at halftime, though.  I think that AU has a good personnel matchup with the OL.  Alabama's OL really isn't all that great IMO.  Not as good as years past.
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Re: Thoughts - Week This Season Pretty Much Sucks for Everyone
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2015, 07:27:43 PM »
Pell City and I enjoyed talking shit to the Vandal fans. All 23 of them that made the trip. Nice group of folks but they are some weird fucks.
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Re: Thoughts - Week This Season Pretty Much Sucks for Everyone
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2015, 11:27:30 PM »
Pell City and I enjoyed talking shit to the Vandal fans. All 23 of them that made the trip. Nice group of folks but they are some weird fucks.

I'm privileged to have one down the hall from me.
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Re: Thoughts - Week This Season Pretty Much Sucks for Everyone
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2015, 10:02:15 AM »
I'm privileged to have one down the hall from me.

Few of them were douches but they were nice overall. Just kind of quirky and quiet. Its always a stereotype that people from Idaho are strange much like Napoleon Dynamite portrays, but they really are.
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Re: Thoughts - Week This Season Pretty Much Sucks for Everyone
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2015, 12:24:02 PM »
Few of them were douches but they were nice overall. Just kind of quirky and quiet. Its always a stereotype that people from Idaho are strange much like Napoleon Dynamite portrays, but they really are.
I think rodeo is their top sport followed by junk collecting and football.
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Re: Thoughts - Week This Season Pretty Much Sucks for Everyone
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2015, 03:01:34 PM »
I think rodeo is their top sport followed by junk collecting and football.

I thought their top sports were Making Sweet Jumps and Rex Kwon Do.
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Re: Thoughts - Week This Season Pretty Much Sucks for Everyone
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2015, 10:01:50 PM »
Some folks are having fun. Namely one AU graduate and representative of our athletic program (other than Jacobs).  http://www.snappytv.com/tc/1046887/390961
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