I'm in the airport.
I HATE the following:
The fuck who parks his ass in the middle of a place where a dozen people are sitting and reading/working whatever. Gets out his laptop, turns the motherfucking speaker up to the max and then has a motherfucking CONFERENCE CALL as loud as he possibly can.
Annoying fuck bastard.
That prompts the Indian/Pakistani/Hudu fucker to pop in his 307021 ear device and begin babbling even louder than the conference call. "Hooli, lamaka camuquele da finga quibaalemerkabaler! HA HA!"
Conference call FUCK has the fucking gall to glare over at the terrorist because his conversation is interrupting the fucking conference call.
I'm about to lose my shit and cause an international incident. Stood up from the table where I was working and told Conf Call fuck to get a GOD DAMN headphone or go the fuck somewhere else.