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« on: November 13, 2015, 04:57:14 PM »
I'm in the airport. 

I HATE the following:

The fuck who parks his ass in the middle of a place where a dozen people are sitting and reading/working whatever.  Gets out his laptop, turns the motherfucking speaker up to the max and then has a motherfucking CONFERENCE CALL as loud as he possibly can. 

Annoying fuck bastard. 

That prompts the Indian/Pakistani/Hudu fucker to pop in his 307021 ear device and begin babbling even louder than the conference call.  "Hooli, lamaka camuquele da finga quibaalemerkabaler!  HA HA!" 

Conference call FUCK has the fucking gall to glare over at the terrorist because his conversation is interrupting the fucking conference call. 

I'm about to lose my shit and cause an international incident.  Stood up from the table where I was working and told Conf Call fuck to get a GOD DAMN headphone or go the fuck somewhere else. 
« Last Edit: November 13, 2015, 05:03:31 PM by Kaos »
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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2015, 05:01:20 PM »
I hate that Mrs. Dallas is going to Paris next summer with a girlfriend.   


No , I am not going, been there, done that. I hated it then prolly would hate it again.
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2015, 05:03:55 PM »
I hate that Mrs. Dallas is going to Paris next summer with a girlfriend.   


No , I am not going, been there, done that. I hated it then prolly would hate it again.

I'm sorry, I missed it.  What flight did you say she'll be on?
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2015, 05:05:07 PM »
I'm sorry, I missed it.  What flight did you say she'll be on?

She starts a conference call out in the middle of the airport and I'm beating her ass. 
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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2015, 05:05:48 PM »
I'm sorry, I missed it.  What flight did you say she'll be on?

After todays shit I hope she'll reconsider. If not, increase in insurance right before she leaves and I can make all the games I want.
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2015, 05:07:11 PM »
She starts a conference call out in the middle of the airport and I'm beating her ass.


No problem.
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2015, 11:44:24 AM »
I hate that Mrs. Dallas is going to Paris next summer with a girlfriend.   


No , I am not going, been there, done that. I hated it then prolly would hate it again.

Um...wrong thread?
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