Things I hate this week....

GH2001 · « **Reply #40 on:** November 10, 2015, 09:52:37 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on November 10, 2015, 09:18:32 AM

Why? Is Kenny out of money too?

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WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #41 on:** November 10, 2015, 10:07:57 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 09, 2015, 08:48:51 PM

What do I hate this week and every week? Fucking POKER on ESPN. Are you serious? They had poker on the main ESPN channel all day yesterday. It's on ESPN 2 right now. Sports? You can debate all day whether NASCAR drivers are athletes or whether golfers fit in that category. But a donut eating, 5 day beard sporting, hoodie wearing slob in sunglasses begging for the dealer to hit him with a King is in no way, shape, form or fashion, an athlete. Neither is the dumbass wearing a cowboy hat, sunglasses and a rhinestone studded shirt looking like he got front row seats at the bull riding contest. Who the fuck are these people? Why does anyone care and more importantly, why do they televise this more consistently than the Yankees/Red Sox series?

I understand that poker is huge. I get it. But ESPN????? Sports? Athletes? It's fucking POKER!!! Show it somewhere else besides a 24/7 SPORTS channel. Show reruns of girls volleyball matches for Chishakes.

I love poker. Love to poker in the rear and liquor in the front.

CCTAU · « **Reply #42 on:** November 10, 2015, 10:11:52 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on November 10, 2015, 09:52:37 AM

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I got it. It was juut as bad as the commercial....

So I tied it back into ESPN being so broke they put on poker...

I tried to save you. I failed.

chinook · « **Reply #43 on:** November 10, 2015, 10:21:00 AM »

Quote from: The Six on November 10, 2015, 08:35:18 AM

ESPN just laid off tons of folks so they are programming on the cheap as much as they can these days.

no. they laid off people for airing 10 years of shitty programming. whoring out to the tide and irish over the years. tickling ohio state's buckeyes like a catholic priest.

fuck ESPN.

Godfather · « **Reply #44 on:** November 10, 2015, 10:28:56 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on November 10, 2015, 09:51:13 AM

http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/mizzou-player-strike-raises-fascinating-questions-110815

http://www.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/mizzou-protest-is-total-charade-110915

Click both. Clay Travis making too much sense, the rest of sports media calling him the worst person ever for this.

Holy fuck dude, this might be the best thing I have read all year....

"You know how much we fought racism at Mizzou? We replaced one middle-aged white dude with another middle aged white dude. Eracism, bitch!"

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #45 on:** November 10, 2015, 10:32:13 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on November 10, 2015, 10:28:56 AM

Holy fuck dude, this might be the best thing I have read all year....

"You know how much we fought racism at Mizzou? We replaced one middle-aged white dude with another middle aged white dude. Eracism, bitch!"

Thirded.

Godfather · « **Reply #46 on:** November 10, 2015, 10:56:11 AM »

I continue to weep for our future.

They are coming for you Jarhead.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #47 on:** November 10, 2015, 10:56:54 AM »

I vote that we kick Mizzou out of the SEC. Or at least change their colors to some non feelings hurting rainbow colors.

JR4AU · « **Reply #48 on:** November 10, 2015, 11:45:32 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on November 09, 2015, 08:54:02 AM

Jim Chipmunkwane standing at the podium after Florida clinched the SECLeast with a scintillating 9-7 win at home over a putrid Vanderbilt team.

"Any championship run, and let's just call this what it is, a championship run..."

Oh fuck YOU, bucky. Congrats on volunteering to get brain damaged by either Alabama or LSU. Most likely Alabama. Championship run my ass.

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Dumbo Swinney opening his mouth to say anything. His face looks like it's made of penis meat. I hate everything about him. Hope the Gamecocks run a train on Clemson. That is not a number one team. Not even close.

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The boringness of Alabama football. How in the hell could anybody be for that team, the ugly ass caveman running back or any of that? What person in their right mind could support that at all? Watched a lot of their game and every crowd shot showed some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life. They were hideous.

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That bloated tub of Arkansas shit. I hate we lost to Bert. I hate they won Saturday. It did confirm my prediction that Ole Miss would not win the West, but still.

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The "playoff committee" Your four teams this week are likely to be:

Clemson: Overrated ACC team that would lose to 3/4 of the SEC.
Notre Dame: Oh no, not this shit again.
Alabama: Yeah, yeah. We know. GOAT. Every year.
Ohio State: Dysfunction on wheels.

Other options: Baylor, Iowa, OK State.

If Auburn were playing OSU, Notre Dame, Clemson, Iowa, Baylor or OK State I'd feel good about our chances.

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Missouri.

Some jackass sees a swastika smeared on a wall -- which has NOTHING to do with negroes, btw -- starts a "protest" and then somebody riding by in a truck yells "ni**er" out the window. So he goes on a hunger strike and demands that the president of the college resign? WTF? Did the president shit the swastika? Was he riding by in the truck? What's he supposed to do about that? And then the football team 'goes on strike' in a show of solidarity. Ban them from the league. Fuck Mizzou.

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al.com. Just because.

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