Putcher pree-dick-shunz here.
A&M is very beatable. Only problem is they're breaking in a new, young QB. When that happens against AU, it's normally the exact same result as a Double-A pitcher being called up to make his very first start in the Bigs....against the Braves. Could be his Heisman moment. That being said, I'm counting on Lawson being in better game shape and making his life just miserable enough to cause some mistakes. If that happens, then problem #2 needs to get unfucked. Play calling. If the game is called like last week, we lose big. If they go back to what they did against UK and Arky, we have a good chance. I'm counting on the latter.
Gushlee's Goons: 32
Bonfire Boys: 30
So yesterday, I'm in the truck (Ford F-150) when Finebaum comes on. He immediately begins a giddy diatribe about how the GAME OF THE CENTURY just keeps getting bigger and bigger every single year. Then he brings on ESPN reporter, Marty Smith. I think that's his name. Used to exclusively do NASCAR. Anyway, he had done an interview with Lord Saybinz that morning and rode to work with the tyrannical midget.
Paul, next thing I know, I'm in the vehicle with Coach Saban and he is actually driving himself to work. It's just me and Nick Saban and he is driving himself to work.
So...So, so....Sooooo you're telling me that Nick.....Saban....drives himself to work?
That's exactly what I'm saying, Paul. So I ask him, "Coach, what kinds of things do you think about when you're all alone in your vehicle, driving yourself to work?"
I want Leonard 4-Net to go off for 587 yards and 16 scores. I want the forecast to be true and I want a torrential downpour to wash that entire hell-hole away. I want LSU to win 350 to Negative 12. I'll take:
Retarded Clapper: 28
Proactive Poster Boys: 20
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