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Penis Name Generator

Re: Penis Name Generator
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2008, 08:08:46 PM »
Ivan the Terrible
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Re: Penis Name Generator
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2008, 09:54:28 PM »
Dirk Diggler.

That name generator is amazingly accurate.
Yes, it is.  "Mine" was El Presidente...
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Re: Penis Name Generator
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2008, 12:39:30 AM »
Yes, it is.  "Mine" was El Presidente...

What's more accurate, the name, or the fact you actually have a penis?  :blink:
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Re: Penis Name Generator
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2008, 01:34:29 AM »
What's more accurate, the name, or the fact you actually have a penis?  :blink:
I do have a penis - it is attached to the darling hubby sleeping next to me right now.  But since Texas is a community property state, it's mine too.  And whenever I am the one using it, El Presidente is an appropriate name. 
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Re: Penis Name Generator
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2008, 03:00:31 PM »
rod of moses.




OR....What has most recently been changed to mean, "In the hand of Obama".
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Re: Penis Name Generator
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2008, 03:38:07 PM »
Thrill Drill
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Re: Penis Name Generator
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2008, 06:20:52 PM »
The mayonnaise squirting totem pole!
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Re: Penis Name Generator
« Reply #27 on: September 05, 2008, 06:35:50 PM »
The mayonnaise squirting totem pole!

This makes sense, since totem poles are usually just a collection of open mouthed heads stacked on top of one another.   :poke:
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Re: Penis Name Generator
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2008, 11:53:42 AM »
Stanley, you know like da powah drill

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