Thoughts - Week Townhall Has Left the Jacobs Bus

[Snaggletiger]

Harumph Harumph Harumph

[GH2001]

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Full agreeance on all counts.

This ain't 2012 guys. It's tough to watch, but it's not 2012.

This is 2010 if Cam Newton turned out to be a massive flop for whatever unknown reason so we had to play Barrett Trotter pretty much all year, Nick Fairley missed over half the season due to injury, and Mike Dyer (if he were a WR) couldn't control his off the field problems to the point that it was carrying over onto the field, and culminated in a barroom brawl.

We'd be exactly where we are right now in that scenario. Most importantly, our guys aren't completely rolling over and stretching their assholes into goatse after ever snap. (Really odd playcalling on Loeffler & VanGorder's part). Every snap doesn't have a 95% chance that Jake Holland cowers in fear as Keil Frazier falls into the fetal position 10 yards behind the line of scrimmage. Instead, they played their asses off into quadruple overtime. It's certainly not ideal, and it is a major disappointment relative to preseason expectations. But it's not a dumpster fire. We saw that three years ago.

Stop.

You're seriously messing up their narrative.

[Kaos]

But it's not a dumpster fire. We saw that three years ago.

I peeked into the dumpster.  I saw smolder. 

[Godfather]

I peeked into the dumpster.  I saw smolder.

There is a little smolder, but it will have to wait till next year to be stoked.

[War Eagle!!!]

2)  He gets credit for the great catch that Stevens made on the 2 (which became a 40 yard field goal...thanks Rhett), but otherwise he's lost. 

And he just threw the ball up into triple coverage with that throw...

[CCTAU]

3) The maddening refusal in the first half to run the ball will be chalked up, presumably, to "taking what the defense gives us."  Pound the rock and loosen things up for White on the intermediate routes.


All in all, this team is close if the coaches can just get out of the kids' way.

Fuck a bunch of giving up, "this ain't AU football" grumbling and other general pussyassedness.

^^^This^^^^

SW might be the quickest, most accurate short passer we have had in a long time. yet, we still ignore that aspect of the game.

[Snaggletiger]

And he just threw the ball up into triple coverage with that throw...

Making the caption I posted in the fuck al.com thread spot on.

[Godfather]

Quindamandr'ius Jackson was the man back when I was on the team...when I played College Football. Which is how come I know'd all this stuff and all. I'm a man. I'm 40. I drive a Dodge Stratus.

Did you take someone else's keys?

[Snaggletiger]

From Malzahn's presser:

•On Jeremy Johnson's throw to Tony Stevens against Ole Miss: "That was a big-time throw."

[CCTAU]

From Malzahn's presser:

•On Jeremy Johnson's throw to Tony Stevens against Ole Miss: "That was a big-time throw."

SMDH. That was a BIG TIME CATCH!

The throw was a hail mary!

[dallaswareagle]

From Malzahn's presser:

•On Jeremy Johnson's throw to Tony Stevens against Ole Miss: "That was a big-time throw."

I am guessing he said cause at least it was in the direction of at least one of our players. 

[GH2001]

Did you take someone else's keys?

Dodge Stratus GT Type R smart ass. Now, who is laughing? Thats right. See me rollin.

[Godfather]

Dodge Stratus GT Type R smart ass. Now, who is laughing? Thats right. See me rollin.

Will you EVER LET ME FINISH A DAMN STORY!

[GH2001]

Will you EVER LET ME FINISH A DAMN STORY!

YOU DONT TALK TO ME THAT WAY!!

So anyway, funny thing happened at work today.....with Jeff Peabody.....He took my keys and I took his. We really had a funny laugh over the whole thing.

[Jumbo]

Jj made one hell of a throw in triple coverage.

[The Prowler]

Jj made one hell of a throw in triple coverage.

Heisman!!!!