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Ole Piss Game Thread

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« Reply #60 on: October 31, 2015, 03:00:43 PM »
Damn. We cannot capitalize!
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« Reply #61 on: October 31, 2015, 03:01:32 PM »
Our pass rush has left the field again.  :facepalm: 

I hate to say it but their offense is whipping us in the second half, except when Kelly screws them.  Not looking good for the home team.
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« Reply #62 on: October 31, 2015, 03:04:04 PM »
Damn. We cannot capitalize!
Love our kicker but the redzone play calling seems ass-backwards.
Hope we have a sure-nough two point play ready.
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« Reply #63 on: October 31, 2015, 03:05:04 PM »
Carl out of gas. Not in football shape.

We had every chance to put this away in the first half!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #64 on: October 31, 2015, 03:08:20 PM »
Carl out of gas. Not in football shape.

We had every chance to put this away in the first half!
Maybe these dumbasses keep trying to throw it and offer a gift.
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« Reply #65 on: October 31, 2015, 03:18:01 PM »
Where the fuck is Gus with the time out? Booth guys are right again.
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Re: Ole Piss Game Thread
« Reply #66 on: October 31, 2015, 03:19:26 PM »
We should have won this one.
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Re: Ole Piss Game Thread
« Reply #67 on: October 31, 2015, 03:19:28 PM »
This has been a shitty game by GUS.  What the fuck Gus?
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Re: Ole Piss Game Thread
« Reply #68 on: October 31, 2015, 03:21:36 PM »
There's no heat on his ass, but maybe there should be.  It might be different if he thought he was coaching to save his fucking job.  Right now its like he's got an aww shucks type attitude.
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« Reply #69 on: October 31, 2015, 03:23:20 PM »
We should have won this one.
Certainly enough effort overall. Play calling let us down this time IMO.
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Re: Ole Piss Game Thread
« Reply #70 on: October 31, 2015, 03:24:02 PM »
The third down drop was infuriating. 

The fourth down play call was a fucking nonsensical wheelbarrow full of giraffe shit.  Mother FUCK.  What kind of motherFUCKING ass mongering dung humping nut punch broke dick limp lizard kidney swizzling chode chuffing twat twiddling piece of FUCK holing WAS that? 

JESUS wept. 

FUCK.  GodDAMN.
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Re: Ole Piss Game Thread
« Reply #71 on: October 31, 2015, 03:32:35 PM »
I'm done with Gus. 
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« Reply #72 on: October 31, 2015, 04:08:51 PM »
The third down drop was infuriating. 

The fourth down play call was a fucking nonsensical wheelbarrow full of giraffe shit.  Mother FUCK.  What kind of motherFUCKING ass mongering dung humping nut punch broke dick limp lizard kidney swizzling chode chuffing twat twiddling piece of FUCK holing WAS that? 

JESUS wept. 

FUCK.  GodDAMN.

You mean the same type of play OM called and executed?

It's called football. I just wished CGM would be that gutsy coming out of halftime.
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Five statements of WISDOM
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #73 on: October 31, 2015, 04:10:47 PM »
I'm done with Gus.

I'm sure you are. Maybe you should show up with a sign yelling "Boooo. Booooo. Booooo. We need a winner, not a loser!"

That would get the ball rolling.  Get it on film please!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Ole Piss Game Thread
« Reply #74 on: October 31, 2015, 04:11:14 PM »
Auburn is assured of non-winning SEC record for 5th time in 7 seasons after 8 straight winning years under Tuberville.
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« Reply #75 on: October 31, 2015, 04:16:06 PM »
Auburn is assured of non-winning SEC record for 5th time in 7 seasons after 8 straight winning years under Tuberville.

That's a nice stat. That MNC game by Tubs was awesome...

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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Ole Piss Game Thread
« Reply #76 on: October 31, 2015, 04:20:54 PM »
The coaches let the players down. We looked so confused on offense, 9 weeks into the season, fucking inexcusable.

Changes on the offensive staff needs to be made as soon as possible.
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Re: Ole Piss Game Thread
« Reply #77 on: October 31, 2015, 04:40:18 PM »
The coaches let the players down. We looked so confused on offense, 9 weeks into the season, fucking inexcusable.

Changes on the offensive staff needs to be made as soon as possible.
Surely you don't mean the Arkansas State delegation?
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Re: Ole Piss Game Thread
« Reply #78 on: October 31, 2015, 05:11:30 PM »
I'm sure you are. Maybe you should show up with a sign yelling "Boooo. Booooo. Booooo. We need a winner, not a loser!"

That would get the ball rolling.  Get it on film please!

You can suck his dick all you want, but I'd rather have someone else coaching.  I'm tired of not seeing any development or improvement in our players.  I'm tired of seeing confusing play calling, and I'm tired of losing games against decent teams.  Face it, if not for some miraculously lucky breaks we'd be looking at three years of this shit.

So basically if you don't like the statement I made, you can go fuck yourself.
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Re: Ole Piss Game Thread
« Reply #79 on: October 31, 2015, 06:21:27 PM »
The coaches let the players down. We looked so confused on offense, 9 weeks into the season, fucking inexcusable.

Changes on the offensive staff needs to be made as soon as possible.
I agree 100%
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