Could The Problem Be As Simple As....

[Snaggletiger]

The defensive end didn't even move on the snap.  Damn these players really are dumb.

[The Prowler]

The defensive end didn't even move on the snap.  Damn these players really are dumb.

He did, he stood straight up and wanted to play tummy stick with the OLineman.

[Buzz Killington]

My man, Devaroe!

[Snaggletiger]

And now, the starting line ups for the Auburn Tigers.  First on defense (Cue music: "I got a brand new pair of rollerskates")


Jordan Hare Stadium time, is 10:30.

[Godfather]

NO FIRING OFF THE FUCKIN BALL, HORRIBLE PAD LEVEL and TERRIBLE HAND PLACEMENT

That's what she said

[Kaos]

And now, the starting line ups for the Auburn Tigers.  First on defense (Cue music: "I got a brand new pair of rollerskates")


Jordan Hare Stadium time, is 10:30.

You got a brand new key?

[Kaos]

I think a lot of the problems are all coming together: booty music pumped on a Jerry Jones screen all game long; a disregard for the family/student atmosphere; constant attempts to gather more money from fans (see the $10k tents in front of Jordan Hare); players that enjoy dancing during games as much as they do playing good ball.

Excuse me?  I believe I've already said "fuck you."

[djsimp]

I have heard all of this before. You bitches are boring.

[Jumbo]

I'm just tired of seeing our DL look like this on a decent percentage of plays...



NO FIRING OFF THE FUCKIN BALL, HORRIBLE PAD LEVEL and TERRIBLE HAND PLACEMENT

Holy shit.

[GH2001]

I have heard all of this before. You bitches are boring.

Boring is ONE way of putting it.