SEC Network

[Kaos]

I actually forgot this channel existed until I struggled trying to figure out where the Auburn game was being shown. 

I don't watch it. Never have. I don't need 14 hours of Finebaum a day, which is what the network seems to be apparently.

So I flipped over and caught some of the pre-game.  Holy shit.

Finebaum is terrible.  Absolutely terrible. His lack of knowledge is pretty shocking.  All he does is make outrageous statements delivered with authority.  He bellows "LSU is NOT focused!  All they care about is ALABAMA!! They will STRUGGLE against Northern Illinios" The rednecks cheer. But he offers no evidence or rationale for his hyperbolic effusion.  At least the other jackholes gave some reasons they thought LSU might play well or handle the NIU Qb.

Then they go on-campus and show me some of the ugliest beasts I've ever seen.  Bama girls.  Good GOD they were hideous.  Gross in fact.

Ginger McElroy looks like he's being shoved backward by the breeze flapping from Finebaum's ears and Big LSU guy's gums.  Whenever he tries to say something he rares back like a pony with epilepsy.   He's pasty. His face is puffy.  His coat doesn't fit.  He looks like he has to take a watery shit and is barely holding it in his boxers. And he looks like he'd suck a 20-foot long dick.  I cannot watch this show because of him. If I ever saw him in real life I might take a 2x4 to his face.  I react to him the same way I do Vanilla Ice.  There's something about his face that makes me cringe. Fuck this guy.  I'm going to watch Law and Order.

How does this channel survive??

[JR4AU]

I actually forgot this channel existed until I struggled trying to figure out where the Auburn game was being shown. 

I don't watch it. Never have. I don't need 14 hours of Finebaum a day, which is what the network seems to be apparently.

So I flipped over and caught some of the pre-game.  Holy shit.

Finebaum is terrible.  Absolutely terrible. His lack of knowledge is pretty shocking.  All he does is make outrageous statements delivered with authority.  He bellows "LSU is NOT focused!  All they care about is ALABAMA!! They will STRUGGLE against Northern Illinios" The rednecks cheer. But he offers no evidence or rationale for his hyperbolic effusion.  At least the other jackholes gave some reasons they thought LSU might play well or handle the NIU Qb.

Then they go on-campus and show me some of the ugliest beasts I've ever seen.  Bama girls.  Good GOD they were hideous.  Gross in fact.

Ginger McElroy looks like he's being shoved backward by the breeze flapping from Finebaum's ears and Big LSU guy's gums.  Whenever he tries to say something he rares back like a pony with epilepsy.   He's pasty. His face is puffy.  His coat doesn't fit.  He looks like he has to take a watery shit and is barely holding it in his boxers. And he looks like he'd suck a 20-foot long dick.  I cannot watch this show because of him. If I ever saw him in real life I might take a 2x4 to his face.  I react to him the same way I do Vanilla Ice.  There's something about his face that makes me cringe. Fuck this guy.  I'm going to watch Law and Order.

How does this channel survive??

You sure got a way with words!

[CCTAU]

You sure got a way with words!

It's that purty mouth!

[Pell City Tiger]

Ginger McBirdieflipper's freckles and Finebaum's dumboesque ears are even more pronounced in HD.

[Godfather]