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This is my kind of lawyer

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This is my kind of lawyer
« on: October 22, 2015, 10:18:39 PM »
Brian Wilson, the Texas Law Hawk!


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Re: This is my kind of lawyer
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2015, 10:27:17 PM »
Damn. Did that just happen?
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
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4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2015, 12:30:02 AM »
Due process? Due Wheelies lol
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2015, 08:59:05 AM »
Talons of Justice!

I see an opportunity here for a certain wiregrass firm.  Anybody have a Honda 50 they could lend to a new commercial?
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Re: This is my kind of lawyer
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2015, 09:19:14 AM »
Already in the works, fellas. 
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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2015, 09:29:14 AM »
The hawk really cares.
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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2015, 09:39:14 AM »
Talons of Justice!

I see an opportunity here for a certain wiregrass firm.  Anybody have a Honda 50 they could lend to a new commercial?
Bad idea. You have to actually be badass to pull this off. Like the Texas Law Hawk.
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« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2015, 09:42:45 AM »
Bad idea. You have to actually be badass to pull this off. Like the Texas Law Hawk.

I didn't want to get accused of copyright infringement, so we're going with Alabama Law Hummingbirds.  They're like really quick and colorful.  I'll be riding my scooter but it can't pop a wheelie.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: This is my kind of lawyer
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2015, 09:45:06 AM »
Time to dress up the new F150 with a hummingbird paint scheme?
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« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2015, 09:46:54 AM »
Time to dress up the new F150 with a hummingbird paint scheme?

I really like where your head is at.





That's what she said
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: This is my kind of lawyer
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2015, 10:08:57 AM »
I bet his wife doesn't have his balls in her purse.
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« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2015, 10:11:49 AM »
I bet his wife doesn't have his balls in her purse.

They're not in her purse, smart guy.  She keeps em' in a jar on her closet shelf now.
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« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2015, 12:09:43 PM »
They are trying to set up a cage match between him and the Texas hammer.
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