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What creeps you out??

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What creeps you out??
« on: October 20, 2015, 10:31:03 AM »
Ok, so since it's time for Halloween and all, the question must be asked, what gives you the creeps?  For me it's clowns and midgets.  Knowing this, a friend sends me a story that talks about the video below.  Let me just say for the record.  If I was to catch some bastard doing this at my house, they would leave in a body bag!!


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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2015, 10:39:56 AM »
Shaking hands with someone who is missing some fingers. Second on the list is walking into spiderwebs. Totally freaks me out.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2015, 10:55:51 AM »
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2015, 11:37:54 AM »
Shaking hands with someone who is missing some fingers. Second on the list is walking into spiderwebs. Totally freaks me out.


My neighbor growing up got his hand caught in a meat grinder or slicer or whatever.  Either way he only had a nub and a toe transplanted to be a thumb.  Great guy but it is his right hand and he always offers it for a hardy hand shake.
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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2015, 11:39:11 AM »

My neighbor growing up got his hand caught in a meat grinder or slicer or whatever.  Either way he only had a nub and a toe transplanted to be a thumb.  Great guy but it is his right hand and he always offers it for a hardy hand finger shake.

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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2015, 11:48:30 AM »

My neighbor growing up got his hand caught in a meat grinder or slicer or whatever.  Either way he only had a nub and a toe transplanted to be a thumb.  Great guy but it is his right hand and he always offers it for a hardy hand shake.
Gives me the heebie-jeebies. My cousin married a guy that lost his index finger in an industrial accident. It was lopped off right at the knuckle. The first - and only - time I shook his hand, I felt that nub hit the palm of my hand .... I wanted to scream. Maybe it would have been different had I known beforehand, but no advance notice was given.
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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2015, 12:12:48 PM »
One of my Captains in the military lost his three middle fingers above the knuckle (somehow), well when he would shake your hand those three would twitch and give you the finger in the palm scratch.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2015, 12:15:48 PM »
One of my Captains in the military lost his three middle fingers above the knuckle (somehow), well when he would shake your hand those three would twitch and give you the finger in the palm scratch.
That just grosses me out.
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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2015, 02:19:32 PM »
Clowns and Midgets together.

The End.
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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2015, 02:37:11 PM »
People popping other people's zits.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2015, 02:42:39 PM »
Perverts. Anyone preying on children creeps me out.

Bacteria ridden refrigerators.
She told me to help myself to a beer, I got a surprise phone call, then I helped myself out of there. Too Icky!

 
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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2015, 02:48:17 PM »
People popping other people's zits.

Yeah, I would agree with you there on tha.....wait, do whut??

You need new friends. Like the ones you have away from here. Like, Flex. He needs to go. Those roids are causing those zits. Tell him I said that. He will never catch me.
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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2015, 03:58:34 PM »
What creeps me out?
Hmmm.

That would be the same "What creeps you out?" Thread that shows up around this time every year.

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2015, 04:08:56 PM »
What creeps me out?
Hmmm.

That would be the same "What creeps you out?" Thread that shows up around this time every year.

Now, that's creepy.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2015, 08:05:22 AM »
People who like dallaswareagle.
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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2015, 09:45:24 AM »
People who like dallaswareagle.

So few of them.   :haha:
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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2015, 04:14:46 PM »
Having my tongue bitten off when I'm just trying to have a little fun.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2015, 04:15:43 PM »
Having my tongue bitten off when I'm just trying to have a little fun.

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: What creeps you out??
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2015, 11:43:48 PM »
crawl spaces. 

hell no.

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