Whom should you choose?

[Kaos]

USA Today quiz.  Match your views with a candidate.

http://www.usatoday.com/pages/interactives/candidate-match-game/

I'm 0% Bernie Sanders, 8% Bitch Clinton, 46% Black Doctor and 69% Mexican.

[Pell City Tiger]

0% Commie Sanders, 0% Benghazi Butcher, 23% Webb, 38% Cruz & Trump, 46% Paul & Santorum.

[Snaggletiger]

7% Hillary

57% Carly Purina and Bobby Jindal.

Who is Bobby Jindal?

[AUTiger1]

78% Rand Paul.   

No surprise as I am way more Libertarian than I am anywhere close to being a Republican and Democrat.   I can hardly tell a difference in the two parties anymore.  It started somewhere around 98-2002, but the Republican lost leadership and started to go along with spending money with the Democrats. 

W, the "compassionate conservative" grew the federal government at a rate of 13% in his tenure.  That is not the "Republican" way.  They were/are supposed to be the champion for small federal government and more power to the states, but when I look at votes on bills, I see lot's of (R)'s behind names that gradually grow the government and strip our liberties and freedoms away. 

I heard someone the other day say "I can't wait until we get a Republican President".  If that's the way you think, then are part of the problem and not the solution.  They are the one and the same now days.
 

[WiregrassTiger]

59% Jeb Bush? Excuse me while I jump out a window.

This thing sux. "What region of the country would you like the next president to be from?" That's the most stupidest question on there. I do not care.

50% Carson surprised me. Thought it would be more. But I had 50% Graham and 50% Paul too. Add that all up and it's 208%, which is 108% more than all or 100%. Very confusing.

Apparently, this thing has me as seeing Huckabee and Sanders as the same 25%. That may be about right. I agree with Huckabee on a lot of stuff but I really like Sander's chicken.

[AUJarhead]

54% Rand Paul
46% Carson
7% Clinton
0% Sanders

[GH2001]

7% Hillary

57% Carly Purina and Bobby Jindal.

Who is Bobby Jindal?

Pappy sure would appreciate it if you ate his farina, and voted him a second term!

[jmar]

54% tie between Gilmore... WHO?
and Carson.

Webb would have been my preference. 38%

Clinton 15%

[Townhallsavoy]

Here are my results. But I must say, I think the 11 question quiz was awful and by no means reflected my own political views. What region of the country should the candidate come from? Really? That was a question?

57% Bernie
43% Chafee (Who?)
43% Clinton (I'd rather bash my face into a hammer than vote for her.)
43% O'Malley
29% Rand Paul
7% Trump

I imagine that I am 57% Bernie because I don't think the government should deny homosexuals a marriage license; I think we should learn for alternatives to fossil fuels (more because fuck the Middle East than Climate Change); and I don't think we should have a new Trail of Tears with Hispanic immigrants.

[DnATL]

Here are my results. But I must say, I think the 11 question quiz was awful and by no means reflected my own political views. What region of the country should the candidate come from? Really? That was a question?

57% Bernie
43% Chafee (Who?)
43% Clinton (I'd rather bash my face into a hammer than vote for her.)
43% O'Malley
29% Rand Paul
7% Trump

I imagine that I am 57% Bernie because I don't think the government should deny homosexuals a marriage license; I think we should learn for alternatives to fossil fuels (more because fuck the Middle East than Climate Change); and I don't think we should have a new Trail of Tears with Hispanic immigrants.

Or maybe its because you're just a dumbass?  The Cherokees et al were here first, the illegals were not.